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« on: Friday, February 25, 2005, 15:59:59 »

Just received this email.  I have no idea why the hell I've got this, though I do use the username Danny Invincible (spelt wrong I know) on the CM forums.  Quite tragic really....


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just wondered if this is danny invincible who plays for kilmarnock? your friend told my friend who you were as i had no idea at the time not tht it really makes a difference as im not a football groupie!  if so im the "bimbo" you met in bambu on sunday night!
this is prob the wrong person but if not, just wanted to say had a really good time, me and my friend were a bit drunk and normally a bit  better behaved and less dense! you must have thought we were complete slappers but we are actually pretty decent girls and we dont normally go off with strange guys! we honestly dont,we are just good fun and was reallynice to meet you and your friends! remember you guys getting some photos of us all at the end of the night and would be really good of you if you could email them to me? anyway, would have been really cool to hook up again my number is 07708790174 although i dont blame you if  you dont get in touch considering how stupid me and lynsey acted!
ive probably just blabbed all that to a total stranger - oops!
if not would be good to hear from you
laura x
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« Reply #1 on: Friday, February 25, 2005, 16:05:20 »

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick
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« Reply #2 on: Friday, February 25, 2005, 16:07:52 »

You have to text her!!!  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick
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« Reply #3 on: Friday, February 25, 2005, 16:09:22 »

It is damn tempting - I get 1000 free txts a month so may well do that.  What should I say?!
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« Reply #4 on: Friday, February 25, 2005, 16:21:01 »

walrus, you could potentially end up with a three-way, with 2 cheap tarts from north of the border.

sorry, they are actually pretty decent girls  :-))(
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« Reply #5 on: Friday, February 25, 2005, 16:26:44 »

no they are not!!!!!

Just start by saying "hey it's danny, had fun the other night!  blah blah blah

This could be quite entertaining!!!
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« Reply #6 on: Friday, February 25, 2005, 16:28:02 »

and post the texts on here please, it will entertain us all  
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« Reply #7 on: Friday, February 25, 2005, 16:28:48 »

Send an email to her and ask for a picture. Then posted it on here.
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« Reply #8 on: Friday, February 25, 2005, 16:30:39 »

yeah, both of those!  Then say you are going down to Swindon and ask her to meet you down here and we can all have a go!!!!  Soapy Tit Wank
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« Reply #9 on: Friday, February 25, 2005, 16:30:47 »

I would crease myself if danny gave her the flirt divert number from radio 1 haha.  Go for it walrus use protection though, you don't want crabs  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick
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« Reply #10 on: Friday, February 25, 2005, 16:30:50 »

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walrus, you could potentially end up with a three-way, with 2 cheap tarts from north of the border.

sorry, they are actually pretty decent girls  :-))(


The fact they're keen to emphasize the fact tends implies they're exactly the opposite....

Besides, if they're desperate to email a second rate, prima-donna football, I hate to think what they look like....

Mind you Mr Invincibile is pretty fit....
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« Reply #11 on: Friday, February 25, 2005, 16:31:26 »

Haha. Ohhh Danny Danny
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« Reply #12 on: Friday, February 25, 2005, 16:31:59 »

Quote from: "Parkin Ticket"
Haha. Ohhh Danny Danny


I bet thats exactly what they said! Soapy Tit Wank
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« Reply #13 on: Friday, February 25, 2005, 16:36:50 »

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sorry, they are actually pretty decent girls :roll:


btw this was meant to be ironic, hence the eyes rolling
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« Reply #14 on: Friday, February 25, 2005, 16:44:52 »

yeah you have to text her & post what she says on here! would be well funny!  Cheesy

say you were pretty drunk too coz you were out celebrating kilmarnocks great succuss (?!?) and cant remember which girl she was so can she email you a picture, then post it on here for us to laugh at!
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