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Fred Elliot
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« on: Friday, December 22, 2006, 18:04:53 »

Fancy a shag ?   Wink

(BTW ...........Hope your'e not Sturrock's daughter   Oops )
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flammableBen

« Reply #1 on: Friday, December 22, 2006, 18:08:54 »

You've cursed it now fred, she'll be uglier than one of those women body builders now.
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Fred Elliot
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« Reply #2 on: Friday, December 22, 2006, 18:10:47 »

sorry

   

Pic please !!!
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flammableBen

« Reply #3 on: Friday, December 22, 2006, 18:13:36 »

Why do you want a pic? Oh well, here you go...

http://www.frsa.com/bbpix/valerieg.jpg
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Fred Elliot
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« Reply #4 on: Friday, December 22, 2006, 18:18:31 »

http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n70/FredElliot_2006/missingthepoint.png
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« Reply #5 on: Friday, December 22, 2006, 18:22:01 »

Is that Richard "Hamster" Hammond under there?
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STFC Village

« Reply #6 on: Friday, December 22, 2006, 18:24:48 »

Exactly what i was thinking Daz
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Bartek

« Reply #7 on: Friday, December 22, 2006, 18:27:27 »

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Hope your'e not Sturrock's daughter


Does she look so badly ? :|
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Fred Elliot
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« Reply #8 on: Friday, December 22, 2006, 18:29:06 »

It's just not good form to ask our managers daughter for a bunk up Bartek
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« Reply #9 on: Friday, December 22, 2006, 18:29:27 »

Way to go frightening people off.
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« Reply #10 on: Friday, December 22, 2006, 22:07:36 »

Picture the scene.....

A young lady collapses in a busy shopping centre, Fred strides forward clutching his Trust membership card.

Fred: Stand back! Trust member coming through!! What I'll need to do first is loosen her clothing.

Bystander: Do you really think that's necessary?

Fred: I will be releasing a statement shortly explaining my actions until then you'll just have to....Fuck me, look at the funbags on that!


Are you sure you're 43? I reckon you're a teenage boy trapped in the body of an old bloke...like Tom Hanks in Big
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Fred Elliot
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« Reply #12 on: Saturday, December 23, 2006, 13:35:36 »

Quote from: "spacey"
Picture the scene.....

A young lady collapses in a busy shopping centre, Fred strides forward clutching his Trust membership card.

Fred: Stand back! Trust member coming through!! What I'll need to do first is loosen her clothing.

Bystander: Do you really think that's necessary?

Fred: I will be releasing a statement shortly explaining my actions until then you'll just have to....Fuck me, look at the funbags on that!


Are you sure you're 43? I reckon you're a teenage boy trapped in the body of an old bloke...like Tom Hanks in Big

 
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« Reply #13 on: Saturday, December 23, 2006, 18:13:02 »

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It's just not good form to ask our managers daughter for a bunk up Bartek


I disagree fred. Dont ask, dont get
AND you started the thread.
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f it dont need fixing....dont fuckin break it

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