Pages: 1 [2] 3 4 5   Go Down
Print
Author Topic: Number one on the day you were born.  (Read 7713 times)
Reg Smeeton
Walking Encyclopaedia

Offline Offline

Posts: 34913





Ignore
« Reply #15 on: Monday, December 11, 2006, 23:58:16 »

Quote from: "STFCBird"
John Travolta & Olivia Newton John - You're The One That I Want  Oops  no wonder I love dancing to that at parties and Strappons when I am drunk  Oops


 Strappons??  Care to explain.
Logged
STFCBird
Ralphy's Wet Dream

Offline Offline

Posts: 10673

C U Next Tuesday!




Ignore
« Reply #16 on: Tuesday, December 12, 2006, 00:02:26 »

Quote from: "Reg Smeeton"
Quote from: "STFCBird"
John Travolta & Olivia Newton John - You're The One That I Want  Oops  no wonder I love dancing to that at parties and Strappons when I am drunk  Oops


 Strappons??  Care to explain.


A Very crap night club in Abingdon called Strattons, known to locals as Strappons (lesbo's seem to like it there) or Sticky Carpets. I was there Friday night on my netball xmas do, drunkenly dancing to John Travolta & Olivia Newton John - You're The One That I Want  Oops
Logged
STFCBird
Ralphy's Wet Dream

Offline Offline

Posts: 10673

C U Next Tuesday!




Ignore
« Reply #17 on: Tuesday, December 12, 2006, 00:03:07 »

Sorry to disappoint you Reg, I know what you were thinking....... Wink
Logged
STFCBird
Ralphy's Wet Dream

Offline Offline

Posts: 10673

C U Next Tuesday!




Ignore
« Reply #18 on: Tuesday, December 12, 2006, 00:09:11 »

Oh and which one of you cunts is texting me asking for a fuck  :twisted:
Logged
Samdy Gray
Dirty sneaky traitor weasel

Offline Offline

Posts: 27183





Ignore
« Reply #19 on: Tuesday, December 12, 2006, 00:11:19 »

Chris Deburgh - Lady in Red. Fan-fucking-tastic.  Sad
Logged
Samdy Gray
Dirty sneaky traitor weasel

Offline Offline

Posts: 27183





Ignore
« Reply #20 on: Tuesday, December 12, 2006, 00:12:17 »

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA - number one on the day my missus was born was the Chicken Song!  
Logged
Simon Pieman
Original Wanker

Offline Offline

Posts: 36347




« Reply #21 on: Tuesday, December 12, 2006, 00:12:28 »

Quote from: "STFCBird"
Oh and which one of you cunts is texting me asking for a fuck  :twisted:


Judging from the previous post about lezzas and strapons you would like to fuck a cunt
Logged
magicroundabout
Fanta Pants

Offline Offline

Posts: 8819




Ignore
« Reply #22 on: Tuesday, December 12, 2006, 00:12:54 »

The UK number 1 single on your birthday was:

Boomtown Rats - Rat Trap
Logged

Simon Pieman
Original Wanker

Offline Offline

Posts: 36347




« Reply #23 on: Tuesday, December 12, 2006, 00:14:41 »

Quote from: "magicroundabout"
The UK number 1 single on your birthday was:

Boomtown Rats - Rat Trap


That fucker Geldof likes forum birthdays.
Logged
Reg Smeeton
Walking Encyclopaedia

Offline Offline

Posts: 34913





Ignore
« Reply #24 on: Tuesday, December 12, 2006, 00:14:56 »

Quote from: "STFCBird"
Sorry to disappoint you Reg, I know what you were thinking....... Wink


  I'm impressed, I don't even know what I'm thinking.
Logged
STFCBird
Ralphy's Wet Dream

Offline Offline

Posts: 10673

C U Next Tuesday!




Ignore
« Reply #25 on: Tuesday, December 12, 2006, 00:15:05 »

Quote from: "simon pieman"
Quote from: "STFCBird"
Oh and which one of you cunts is texting me asking for a fuck  :twisted:


Judging from the previous post about lezzas and strapons you would like to fuck a cunt


Who is it seriously, it's scaring me now!!!
Logged
Simon Pieman
Original Wanker

Offline Offline

Posts: 36347




« Reply #26 on: Tuesday, December 12, 2006, 00:18:15 »

Quote from: "STFCBird"
Quote from: "simon pieman"
Quote from: "STFCBird"
Oh and which one of you cunts is texting me asking for a fuck  :twisted:


Judging from the previous post about lezzas and strapons you would like to fuck a cunt


Who is it seriously, it's scaring me now!!!


My bet's on Blackcurrent
Logged
Bennett
No Comment

Offline Offline

Posts: 9768





Ignore
« Reply #27 on: Tuesday, December 12, 2006, 00:18:58 »

soft cell-tainted love  Cool
Logged

This is the water.
And this is the well.
Drink full and descend.
The horse is the white of the eyes and dark within.
Reg Smeeton
Walking Encyclopaedia

Offline Offline

Posts: 34913





Ignore
« Reply #28 on: Tuesday, December 12, 2006, 00:21:54 »

Quote from: "bennett"
soft cell-tainted love :fag: )
Logged
Bennett
No Comment

Offline Offline

Posts: 9768





Ignore
« Reply #29 on: Tuesday, December 12, 2006, 00:25:53 »

i was a baby, i can't remember anything but me wearing high heels
Logged

This is the water.
And this is the well.
Drink full and descend.
The horse is the white of the eyes and dark within.
Pages: 1 [2] 3 4 5   Go Up
Print
Jump to: