Last Night Was Pure Ace

[Ralphy]

Was in the local, just enjoying a few pints with the boys when i decided to go outside and phone someone.

Outside, sat down alone was a absolutely stunning girl  

I walked over and said ''Hi, what you doing sat alone in the cold?''

She replied ''Just came out for a ciggy and i'm also abit lonely'' All said in a sexy scouse accent  :twisted:

I asked if she wanted a drink and then sat with her chatting for the next 3 hours  

She's from Liverpool, 22 and a nurse  

I've been invited up there  :\/

[Simon Pieman]

All said in a sexy scouse accent

Sounds quite annoying

[Fred Elliot]

Was this her ?

http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n70/FredElliot_2006/ce59d486c3cda3dccdb69009d4cf16ec.jpg

[Ralphy]

Fred, have you met her? She looks just like that.

[Fred Elliot]

Been there .......................... done that !

[Scot Munroe]

All said in a sexy scouse accent  

Love the Scouse Accent. Lucky Bastard.

[Reg Smeeton]

There's no such thing as a sexy scouse accent......don't go Ralphy you'll just get robbed.

[Fred Elliot]

FFS dont take your car up there

[Ralphy]

I'm going! She doesn't live in the City.

Formby, just north of it.

Near Steven Gerrard apparantly.

[Arriba]

did she smoke the big un?

[Fred Elliot]

Does she take it up the Gary Glitter ?

[DMR]

I can't offer any more innuendos but Ralphy you're a cunt

[Danjackson10]

what was she doing down south? dont trust those nurses ralphy, they are bad bad girls!

[Ginginho]

what was she doing down south? dont trust those nurses ralphy, they are bad bad girls!

......and boys?  

[yeo]

Umm well done for talking to a girl outside a pub.