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« on: Sunday, December 12, 2004, 11:26:21 »

Fuck.  Last night I erm experimented as teenagers do and whitied all over my dad's car and my own trousers.  My dad bunged my trousers in a bucket of water complete with phone.

My phone is currently in bits in the airing cupboard.  I took the contract out  on November 26th - it's the Student Talk 120 with Orange.  Is there any way of breaking the contract/conning Orange?
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« Reply #1 on: Sunday, December 12, 2004, 11:28:10 »

Half a shandy eh? You young scamp you
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« Reply #2 on: Sunday, December 12, 2004, 11:31:11 »

nopers. unless you have insurance. You might be able to get it on your house insurance if your dad is nice and lets you. just get a crappy old nokia and use your sim in that.
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« Reply #3 on: Sunday, December 12, 2004, 11:32:06 »

by the way... whitied? is that some youthfull term for knocking one out?
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« Reply #4 on: Sunday, December 12, 2004, 11:32:12 »

Phone companys are there to con you, not the other way round.
Looks like u need a new phone.
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ee the trick is only pick on those that can't do you no harm
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« Reply #5 on: Sunday, December 12, 2004, 12:53:26 »

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by the way... whitied? is that some youthfull term for knocking one out?


Haha if only....  sick

Also known to some as a 'greeny' although this is not a term i have heard in Wiltshire
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« Reply #6 on: Sunday, December 12, 2004, 13:00:33 »

when ever my mum breaks her phone (she's on contract) they send her a new one. because obviously ifyou havent got a phone you arent making calls/sending textsand using their services. so they'll slag you one i should think so you can keep spending money. but perhaps she has insurance  :roll:
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officially blacker than the night.
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« Reply #7 on: Sunday, December 12, 2004, 13:04:20 »

I thought Orange gave you Orange Care as part of their contracts? Maybe they don't anymore but my Dad always seemed to have it when he was on Orange

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« Reply #8 on: Sunday, December 12, 2004, 14:12:38 »

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Fuck.  Last night I erm experimented as teenagers do and whitied all over my dad's car and my own trousers.
what exactly happened?

i whitied the first time i had some sweet schmoke but wasn't sick or owt, just went very pale and needed to sleep a.s.a.p.
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« Reply #9 on: Sunday, December 12, 2004, 23:14:18 »

Aaaaah whitied like from too much weed. I had that many a time. It makes me rock back and forth and get scared. I thought I was dieing once.
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« Reply #10 on: Sunday, December 12, 2004, 23:39:41 »

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by the way... whitied? is that some youthfull term for knocking one out?


Haha if only....  sick

Also known to some as a 'greeny' although this is not a term i have heard in Wiltshire


I'm not from Wiltshire really - so probably why!!

Yeah it was fucking amazing.  My eyes were literally seeing things like fruit machines, and my head lifting off and spinning round the room.  Then I got all soppy and looked at my girlfriend and just felt flooded with emotion and cried with happiness....  I know.

Got in my dad's car, and puked everywhere.  But after that felt alright.  No effects this morning.
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« Reply #11 on: Sunday, December 12, 2004, 23:41:30 »

Sounds like a crack overdoes to me. Did you tell your dad what youd been up to
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« Reply #12 on: Monday, December 13, 2004, 10:02:53 »

For all I know it probably could have been crack, couldn't tell the difference!  But I'd have died if it was crack and my mates would have known!!   Oops

I covered quite well - cited food poisoning...
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« Reply #13 on: Friday, August 29, 2008, 21:05:09 »

The youth of today eh?  Tsk
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« Reply #14 on: Friday, August 29, 2008, 23:51:47 »

Who is anonymous?
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