Holgate. Simple.
that's the answer...
...if the question is "who could we bring into the team for a waste of time?"
Wouldn't call it a waste of time myself. On the evidence of the Brentford game Holgate is willing to get stuck in to the opposition, and not affraid to beat a man, look up and play a decent ball. His distribution is good, so why not? He'd win his fair share of headers aswell - much like Monkey on the left hand side.