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Onion_Jimbo

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« on: Wednesday, February 16, 2005, 22:17:32 »

Would you headbutt a drunk lout?
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« Reply #1 on: Wednesday, February 16, 2005, 22:18:20 »

yes
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« Reply #2 on: Wednesday, February 16, 2005, 22:18:54 »

Not unless it had been a really bad day
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« Reply #3 on: Wednesday, February 16, 2005, 22:19:10 »

of course, they won't remember in the morning, if they do blame it on a nightmare  :beers
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« Reply #4 on: Wednesday, February 16, 2005, 22:19:17 »

I would
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« Reply #5 on: Wednesday, February 16, 2005, 22:20:43 »

Of course you would. They've had a night out on the lash and you've been working. No other reason needed.
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« Reply #6 on: Wednesday, February 16, 2005, 22:46:50 »

I wouldn't.
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« Reply #7 on: Wednesday, February 16, 2005, 23:02:02 »

Nope, but if he was bothering my cheese and onion I'd grab his testicles yank then twist, bring a quick knee up to the nose followed by a quick turn look aroun then elbow to the back of the neck before strolling off to grope some drunk barely legals.
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« Reply #8 on: Thursday, February 17, 2005, 00:57:34 »

I'd just tell him I'd let him/her off his £80 drunken lout fine or whatever it's called if he'll give me £50. Everyones a winner. Apart from the goverment of course. But then £80 ain't gonna open a hospital/school/start a war is it.
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« Reply #9 on: Thursday, February 17, 2005, 01:03:59 »

Tell him nothing and pocket the £80.
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« Reply #10 on: Thursday, February 17, 2005, 01:07:35 »

Pocket the £80 and then headbutt him.
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« Reply #11 on: Thursday, February 17, 2005, 09:17:34 »

Rodney King says no.
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« Reply #12 on: Thursday, February 17, 2005, 12:38:40 »

I would defintitely do him.  You have to have a few job perks!
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