Lets release a TEF statement

[hansgruber]

ahhhhhhhh

[flammableBen]

"Unlike the trust who are constantly going around trying not to offend everybody and keep all dialog options open, here at the TEF we never shy away from calling anybody a cunt. We feel that people who can't handle being called a cunt without bursting into tears are the most cuntish of all and hence deserve being called a cunt the most."

[herthab]

"Unlike the trust who are constantly going around trying not to offend everybody and keep all dialog options open, here at the TEF we never shy away from calling anybody a cunt. We feel that people who can't handle being called a cunt without bursting into tears are the most cuntish of all and hence deserve being called a cunt the most."

Cunt.

[flammableBen]

"Unlike the trust who are constantly going around trying not to offend everybody and keep all dialog options open, here at the TEF we never shy away from calling anybody a cunt. We feel that people who can't handle being called a cunt without bursting into tears are the most cuntish of all and hence deserve being called a cunt the most."

Cunt.

 

[Spencer_White]

How about: 'We're all negative, moaning bastards, that are continually running our board down. Just like 99.99% of all football fans. We also like to spout off about anything that concerns the club, whether we know all the facts or not.'
How's that?

Is that you Mike?

 No. Or is it?

English, grammar and spelling were all far too good.

[herthab]

"Unlike the trust who are constantly going around trying not to offend everybody and keep all dialog options open, here at the TEF we never shy away from calling anybody a cunt. We feel that people who can't handle being called a cunt without bursting into tears are the most cuntish of all and hence deserve being called a cunt the most."

Cunt.

 

   

[sonic youth]

The Townend forum would like to issue the following statement...

After conducting a poll it was decided that the best chocolate bar is a Kitkat chunky, the best film is The Godfather, and the Honda civic is a nice car. The Townend would like all supporters of Swindon Town FC to show their full support to Dennis Wise and the players and do you remember those wind-up Evel Kneivel motorbike toys you used to get? You'd nearly pass out with exhaustion winding them up, they'd go about 5 ft and then fall over.

I've just emailed that to the Adver and Wiltshire Sound

[Iffy's Onion Bhaji]

ace

[Panda Paws]

If we're serious, how about this. Sorry about the spelling. I typed quick.

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Dear STFC board

We would like to put on record the thanks of the townend.com users to Sir Seton Wills for his continued support for the club without which we realise the club may have, in the past, gone out of business.

We would like to make a direct appeal to the board of STFC to put a halt to the distructive statements that they have been releasing during the past week.

The board need to realise that, despite the hard work they put in, they are working for the good of a club that all of the fans have a stake in - as supporters - who have followed the club for longer than the board members has been in position.

The townend.com users ask that the board put an end to the squabbles of the past few weeks and pull together behind Dennis Wise and the players who are involved in one of the most important seasons the club has ever faced. One way to minimise the losses the club is facing this season is to secure promotion and we strongly believe the club should back Dennis and give him every help possible.

The affect of these constant statements about individuals involved in either the club or trust has had a clear affect on the players during this difficult time which is why squabbles of this nature should be held behind closed doors.

We, as supporters, do not appriciate "put up or shut up" messages and feel that we have the right, as paying customers, to have concerns about how the club is run. Perhaps the board should embrace any criticisms rather than airing its dirty washing in public? Opening a meaningful dialogue with the fans and a continued dialogue with the trust would benefit STFC more in the long-run and we appeal for the board to take this message on-board.

Yours,

The townend.com cunts.

[reeves4england]

If we're serious,

We're deadly serious, as shown by Sonic's email

[Panda Paws]

If we're serious,

We're deadly serious, as shown by Sonic's email

Did he send an email?

[Bushey Boy]

this is ace!!! Chris K is near enough spot on just not enough cunts for my liking!

[Samdy Gray]

this is ace!!! Chris K is near enough spot on just not enough cunts for my liking!

Agreed.

[Simon Pieman]

*Our demands*

We at thetownend.com will stop being a bunch of cunts and agree to a truce if you give us the following:

1) A bottle of wine for flammableBen. Preferably nothing more expensive than £2.89 (and red).
2) Some canesten for Ralphy.
3) A pair of little girl's shoes for Mexico Red.
4) A packet of fags and two lighters (he'll leave one at the bar guarenteed) for Yeovil Red.
5) Some horse tranquilizer for Birdy.
6) Some bog roll for Rich, who seems to have an obsession with shit.
7) A ghostbusters proton pack and trap for Spacey.
8) Something Irish for Sonic Youth to make him feel special (maybe a Guinness, or a long lost relative).
9) A twix for Bushey Boy.
10) A night with the Peaconator for Piemonte.
11) A free abortion voucher (valid for 1 month) for Sade. Kappa jacket not included. Terms and conditions apply.
12) A parrot for Bart.
13) An eighth for Kinky Tom. None of that skunkbar shit.
14) A signed Swindon shirt with "I 8 Oxford" on the back for Oxford Fan.
15) A Mourinho plastic surgery job for Ben Wah Balls.
16) A deluxe rabbit for Larwood after he last one broke (probably).
17) A tax free haven closer to Swindon for Dazzza.
18) An England flag adorning the phrase 'Whits On Top' for Whits to pin to his bedroom ceiling.
19) Some internet for Spuddy.
20) A mail order bride for Dave Blackcurrent (he seemed to like the show on channel 4).
21) A wizard's hat, some glasses and a broomstick for Johno, so he and Reeves4England can play Harry Potter.
22) A deal with a publisher to produce the 'Smeeton Encyclopaedia' for Reg.
23) I'll settle for a free pie at my next game.
24) A rehab centre that actually works for Sussex Red. He seems to be in that Priory an awful lot.
25) Some nappies for Walrus.
27) Anything else for anyone I may have missed (ok I can't be fucked to make the list longer. The rest are all a bigger bunch of cunts than this lot anyway).

If our demands are met by 11:00 hours on Saturday 14th October 2006, then we will call a truce. Any attempts to break the truce with thetownend.com will result in further ramifications.

Sincerley,

A Cunt.

[flammableBen]

I want at least 3 bottles of wine and 20 Supersize Lambert and Butler.