Time for another statement

[Sheffield Red]

Really pissed off with things after today's ridiculous statement but I think there could be more to come. This is what i expect to happen in the next few days:

Tuesday - The Trust release a statement declaring they have received information from a variety of unnamed sources that the Pope might be Catholic

Wednesday - STFC issue a statement on the official website berating the Trust for having the audacity to issue such a statement without knowing the full facts. Furthermore they add that the Pope believes Mike Diamindis is a very nice man and they therefore see the Trust's statement as a personal attack on their integrity

Thursday - Bob Holt appears on BBC's Question Time to strongly deny there has ever been a rift between Tony Blair and Gordon Brown. He adds that the £42 million budget deficit at the Treasury is down to Mark Devlin

Friday - The club announce that Sandy Gray is leaving the club to become Ken Dodd's Personal Accountant

Saturday - On the moring of the game Sir Seton Wills has to make an emergency shopping trip as his son requires a bigger pram to throw his toys out of. On the pitch Town are held to a 5th consecutive 1-1 draw. After taking the lead through a wayward Ricky Shakes cross Grimsby equalise in the 12th minute of injury time even though only 2 minutes are indicated by the 4th official

Sunday - Day of rest, no statements released

Monday - Rumours spread around Swindon Supporter websites that 'bears shit in the woods'

Tuesday - The Adver picks up on the rumours and lead on both the front and back pages with the story. Town lose 1-0 in a penalty shoout out at Wycombe in the 'Watching Johnstons Paint Dry Trophy'.

Wednesday - The club release an official statement saying that Mike Diamindis has visited many woods and has never even seen a bear. They see the rumours as a personal attack on their integrity. Furthermore they advise the local press that if they want any news about  bears in woods they should contact the club rather than repeating internet rumours

Thursday - This Internet Posting is closed for legal reasons

[Fred Elliot]

Sheffield

For a 6th post ................ that is ace !

     

[Tails]

                 

Fucking class!

[Batch]

It's all well and good Sheffield but I think we should wait to hear the Pope's and the bear's side of things before forming an opinion.

I can't say any more, but a friend who works as a park ranger says the real reason the bear is in the woods is to steal pic-a-nic baskets. Apperently he is smarter than the average bear too. You have been warned;)

[Northern Red]

Saturday - On the moring of the game Sir Seton Wills has to make an emergency shopping trip as his son requires a bigger pram to throw his toys out of. On the pitch Town are held to a 5th consecutive 1-1 draw. After taking the lead through a wayward Ricky Shakes cross Grimsby equalise in the 12th minute of injury time even though only 2 minutes are indicated by the 4th official

At least a right winger would be playing on the right wing, and we'd score from a cross  

Shakes In