Simon Pieman
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« on: Monday, February 14, 2005, 22:27:39 » |
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Post them here to bore the pants off everyone.
Useless fact 1: There are more wild camels in Australia than any other place in the world
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DMR
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« Reply #1 on: Monday, February 14, 2005, 22:30:17 » |
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Feed a seagull an Alka Seltzer and it will explode
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Johno
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« Reply #2 on: Monday, February 14, 2005, 22:40:28 » |
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give a pigeon rice and it will explode. i thought that would be a useful fact!?
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #3 on: Monday, February 14, 2005, 22:52:27 » |
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women blink nearly twice as much as men
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blinkpip
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« Reply #4 on: Monday, February 14, 2005, 22:53:22 » |
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Stanley is a twat.
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ee the trick is only pick on those that can't do you no harm
Like the drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
I annoyed Yeovilred 28/01/06
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strooood
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« Reply #5 on: Monday, February 14, 2005, 23:15:25 » |
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the pot called the kettle black
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officially blacker than the night.
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Dazzza
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« Reply #6 on: Monday, February 14, 2005, 23:32:31 » |
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I bought a packet of Lambert & Butler for a fiver at the weekend.  |
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #7 on: Monday, February 14, 2005, 23:32:53 » |
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Stanley is a twat. “Everyone is entitled to their own opinion, but not their own facts.” - Sen. Daniel P. Moynihan (1927 - 2003) |
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #8 on: Monday, February 14, 2005, 23:34:27 » |
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I bought a packet of Lambert & Butler for a fiver at the weekend. did you say you would stop for lent? you rebel  |
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Dazzza
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« Reply #9 on: Monday, February 14, 2005, 23:35:43 » |
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I gave that little nugget up on Saturday.
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« Reply #10 on: Tuesday, February 15, 2005, 00:30:56 » |
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The first thing that most women do when they wake up in the morning is rub their eyes.
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #11 on: Tuesday, February 15, 2005, 00:35:17 » |
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The first thing that most women do when they wake up in the morning is rub their eyes. they rub them again if they see me! then they run :? |
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janaage
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« Reply #12 on: Tuesday, February 15, 2005, 09:37:22 » |
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Feed a seagull an Alka Seltzer and it will explode
give a pigeon rice and it will explode. i thought that would be a useful fact!?
Give a Palestinian some semtex and he will explode. :shock: |
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« Reply #13 on: Tuesday, February 15, 2005, 09:38:53 » |
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:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick
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