Good morning and welcome to this the 5th annual pointless post cup brought to you from the Tina Arena.The atmosphere here is electric with anticipation with what promises to be an incredible competition. Favourites this year include iloverobbie's post..
Did anyone see casualty last night?
..on a thread about Cancer research, and GAZ90's..
I went to the Thai Emerald last night, the food was lovely and the waiters couldn't do enough for me
..on a thread about the military coup in Thailand.
The pointless post world is of course still reeling from the shock news that hot favourite Blinkpip has been diqualified from the competition after tests were carried out on a post he made yesterday.Small traces of a point were discovered and he has been barred from the competition until further notice, a PPA statement read " We are as shocked as anybody that a post by Blinkpip would contain a point, it doesn't matter how small the point was rules are rules ".
Now I pass you back to Gary in the studio who is with last years winner i've got tits.
Gary: Yes that's right, I'm joined by last years winner i've got tits. So tits you won last year with the post..
Black men are good at dancing and they've probably got huge cocks
..on a thread about President Mugabe.Do you think any of this years competitors will beat that, and who do you think are the favourites this year?
i've got tits: Cock and balls!
Gary: Brilliant! Now it's over to the Townend forum where we have live coverage of what should be another day of pointless posting.Your commentators are Richie Benaud and Michael Slater..
Richie: Morning Gary, Morning Michael, Morning everyone.....