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« on: Sunday, February 13, 2005, 21:24:00 »

I had a curry last night and Super Sam was there. This curry has murdered my stomach. Ive been sick and poo all day long. Only just got out of bed.

dont go to the kaiber. Everyone must prey for Parkins guts.
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« Reply #1 on: Sunday, February 13, 2005, 21:26:46 »

fucking shit shit. why cant i write the word s i ck
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« Reply #2 on: Sunday, February 13, 2005, 21:27:53 »

sick
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« Reply #3 on: Sunday, February 13, 2005, 21:27:55 »

i will do it for you: sick
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« Reply #4 on: Sunday, February 13, 2005, 21:28:26 »

That's just stupid! i feel sick (I typed sick)
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« Reply #5 on: Sunday, February 13, 2005, 21:29:09 »

fixed it now. im not goning to be able to sleep tonight. had about 20 hours of sleep
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« Reply #6 on: Sunday, February 13, 2005, 21:30:10 »

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That's just stupid! i feel sick (I typed sick)


loser


sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick
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« Reply #7 on: Sunday, February 13, 2005, 21:52:16 »

oh man im in pain
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« Reply #8 on: Sunday, February 13, 2005, 21:58:38 »

go back to the restaurant and be sick all over the floor, and continually shit in their toilets.


on the other hand, i had the nicest chicken kebab ever on friday with plenty of hot sauce. my farts ponged a bit the day after, although i'm sure the amount of alcohol consumed the night before was partly responsible
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« Reply #9 on: Sunday, February 13, 2005, 22:01:30 »

I might do an 'oxford fan' and take a photo of my toilet in a min. Its enough to turn your stomach.

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« Reply #10 on: Sunday, February 13, 2005, 22:12:42 »

sam parkin will probably talk about that lovely curry he had the other day in his column now you've said that  :?
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« Reply #11 on: Sunday, February 13, 2005, 22:24:03 »

he's a right slap head. he needs to go skin head or he'll start to look like a comb over.
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« Reply #12 on: Sunday, February 13, 2005, 23:26:09 »

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he's a right slap head. he needs to go skin head or he'll start to look like a comb over.


He needs to sort his barnet out, a bit of gel would probably be a temporary solution.
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« Reply #13 on: Sunday, February 13, 2005, 23:37:25 »

Jimbo, what possesed you to go up the khyber? its the cheapest nastiest indian in town!

Its not like theres not much choice round that area!
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« Reply #14 on: Sunday, February 13, 2005, 23:44:56 »

it was the only place open I think. What worries me is why parkin was there.

i dunno. Im empty now. no sick or poo left inside teh jimbo


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