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Dazzza

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« on: Friday, September 8, 2006, 12:32:25 »

Arrived at my address this morning instead of Yeovil’s, which is irrelevant as the fucking thing is 8 inches tall.

Yes I've paid over £10 for an 8 inch piece of cardboard.

Thinking the seller was taking the urine I had another scan at the auction and low and behold they hadn’t mentioned dimensions but cunningly taken the photo on a wooden floor against a white wall complete with big shadow.

Still can’t help but laugh at their ingenuity and camera skills and my pure fucking dim wittedness.

Anyone else have a similar ebay claim to shame?
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« Reply #1 on: Friday, September 8, 2006, 12:51:22 »

Think it should go on the Bank anyway. Perhaps on Liberace's shoulders
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« Reply #2 on: Friday, September 8, 2006, 12:53:26 »

 Bet you were suprised when it came through the letterbox!!!!!
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« Reply #3 on: Friday, September 8, 2006, 12:55:36 »

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Bet you were suprised when it came through the letterbox!!!!!


 :shock:

What is it with the ladies on here?
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« Reply #4 on: Friday, September 8, 2006, 13:18:38 »

Perhaps Angelina Jolie really is only that tall?
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« Reply #5 on: Friday, September 8, 2006, 13:43:52 »

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Perhaps Angelina Jolie really is only that tall?


Didn't you know Brad Pitt keeps her in his pocket?
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« Reply #6 on: Friday, September 8, 2006, 15:59:34 »

All you need to do is put on the Bank anyway, but with a big maginfying glass in front of it. And hope it's not too sunny!
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« Reply #7 on: Friday, September 8, 2006, 16:00:57 »

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All you need to do is put on the Bank anyway, but with a big maginfying glass in front of it. And hope it's not too sunny!


Setting fire to the bank might be one approach of speeding up stadium redevelopment  Wink
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« Reply #8 on: Friday, September 8, 2006, 16:44:45 »

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All you need to do is put on the Bank anyway, but with a big maginfying glass in front of it. And hope it's not too sunny!


Setting fire to the bank might be one approach of speeding up stadium redevelopment  Wink


No, then we'd have a 3 sided shithole like The Kassam
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« Reply #9 on: Friday, September 8, 2006, 16:53:08 »

and end up on every corporate health and safety video for the rest of enternity
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« Reply #10 on: Friday, September 8, 2006, 17:27:16 »

How about adding it to king kong cut out.
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ee the trick is only pick on those that can't do you no harm
Like the drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm

I annoyed Yeovilred 28/01/06
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