my nan is here

[oxford_fan]

she annoys me a bit with her senality (is that a word?) but also makes me laugh too. some random things she's come out with today:


how many tea towels do you have in your new student house?

i'm not sure of tea towel stocks at our house, nan.



did you know your mum was stuck in a lift when she was pregnant with you?

no, the news must not have reached me.



if you want to keep warm eat lots of carbohydrates.

do you mean if you want to keep warm get fat, nan?



were the shops in amsterdam nice?

i don't know.




phone rings.

is that your dads phone?

yep.



are euro notes washable?

[Doore]

Senility.  But she sounds ace.

[magicroundabout]

nans are fucking quality. FACT

my nan (before she passed) had a SNES, PS2 and a mobile phone.
my nan was hip

[Sade]

 Bless them.

[Samdy Gray]

Old people, You can't beat them! Shame really...

[Reg Smeeton]

Old people, You can't beat them! Shame really...

 I concur.