the tales of walrus aged 19 3/4

[Mexicano Rojo]

tonight i went to the honey club in brighton with my mates, i met mex there and he took the piss out of my beard, well he called it a fanny.

i was being chatted up by a 6ft ginger minger a proper bobfoc (body of baywatch face of crimewatch) i asked mex what i should do, he said you should fuck her in the mouth. i said i couldnt she was too ugly. mex said look at her arse its great go on you poof.
so i went and snogged her looked over and mex was pissing himself with laughter...............

to be continued.

[hansgruber]

[Ralphy]

[walrus]

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God help me.  Thanks Mex.  And what's wrong with my beard?



Did I tell you about the drama at the train station?  

[Spud]

Never a dull moment in the life of Walrus.  

[blinkpip]

Has Walrus had his weekly HIV check up yet? I am sure he will be the first HIV forum poster here.