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« Reply #1185 on: Saturday, May 4, 2019, 11:21:16 »

Dr Alice Roberts. Deffo would.

I can thoroughly recommend her company, cooks a fantastic full English too 😉
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« Reply #1186 on: Saturday, May 4, 2019, 11:24:04 »

Penny Mordaunt. No idea who she was until this morning, imagine it'd be good fun to fuck the Tory out of her...


(Although this dress and broach make her look like a Star Trek DS9 extra)



Of course she could also fuck the ignorance out of you, but I doubt it.
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« Reply #1187 on: Saturday, May 4, 2019, 11:51:45 »

Dr Alice Roberts. Deffo would.

Archaeology is my thing.... but I woudn't go near Alice.  Sort of got the BBC archaeology niche, as a producer's idea "thinking man's crumpet", but I find her a bit wooden.... I'm sure she's a nice enough lass, but they're asking her to do something that's not really natural to her.

If you want something to get the archaeo-classical juices running, then look no further than Bettany Hughes  Smiley
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« Reply #1188 on: Saturday, May 4, 2019, 11:55:54 »

Archaeology is my thing.... but I woudn't go near Alice.  Sort of got the BBC archaeology niche, as a producer's idea "thinking man's crumpet", but I find her a bit wooden.... I'm sure she's a nice enough lass, but they're asking her to do something that's not really natural to her.

If you want something to get the archaeo-classical juices running, then look no further than Bettany Hughes  Smiley
I must admit for BBC historical stuff I much prefer Dr Helen Castor, who would fit into this category.

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« Reply #1189 on: Saturday, May 4, 2019, 12:06:29 »

I must admit for BBC historical stuff I much prefer Dr Helen Castor, who would fit into this category.



Not familiar with Helen, will look out for her.
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« Reply #1190 on: Saturday, May 4, 2019, 12:14:33 »

Of course she could also fuck the ignorance out of you, but I doubt it.

*slow clap*
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« Reply #1191 on: Saturday, May 4, 2019, 12:54:38 »

Penny Mordaunt. No idea who she was until this morning, imagine it'd be good fun to fuck the Tory out of her...

Has a bit of a Kirstie Allsopp about her. I would.
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« Reply #1192 on: Saturday, May 4, 2019, 15:03:49 »

*slow clap*

Doubt you’ll get the clap from her no matter how fast or slow she fucks you.
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« Reply #1193 on: Saturday, May 4, 2019, 15:24:53 »

Not familiar with Helen, will look out for her.

Her 'She-Wolves' series (based on her book) is excellent - all on youtube I believe (think it's just two episodes).
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« Reply #1194 on: Saturday, May 4, 2019, 18:49:42 »

Steph Houghton
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« Reply #1195 on: Saturday, May 4, 2019, 18:52:42 »

Steph Houghton

Have I missed something, or did you intentionally time your return to the TEF to coincide with the end of the 25% football bit?
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« Reply #1196 on: Saturday, May 4, 2019, 18:58:03 »

Have I missed something, or did you intentionally time your return to the TEF to coincide with the end of the 25% football bit?

Coincidence. But admittedly I don't pay much attention to football anymore. Lurked a bit but to be honest it's very infrequent nowadays.
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« Reply #1197 on: Saturday, May 4, 2019, 19:00:35 »

Coincidence. But admittedly I don't pay much attention to football anymore. Lurked a bit but to be honest it's very infrequent nowadays.

Welcome back. At least you haven't lost your sense of priorities.
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« Reply #1198 on: Saturday, May 4, 2019, 19:02:47 »

Welcome back. At least you haven't lost your sense of priorities.

Thanks. Not really been anywhere though, just had nothing to say as I'm totally out of the football loop now.
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« Reply #1199 on: Saturday, May 4, 2019, 22:10:36 »

Thanks. Not really been anywhere though, just had nothing to say as I'm totally out of the football loop now.
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