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« Reply #1080 on: Saturday, April 2, 2016, 20:27:47 »

Can't everyone do that with their hips anyway? Just give them a hula hoop..

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« Reply #1081 on: Saturday, April 2, 2016, 23:21:53 »

Some of the girls I've had can't even see their hips let alone move them.
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« Reply #1082 on: Saturday, April 2, 2016, 23:22:44 »

Can't everyone do that with their hips anyway? Just give them a hula hoop..

I think you will find that potato based snack is a bit too small to fit around a lady's hips.

Oh, you are quite tiny though, aren't you Ells...
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« Reply #1083 on: Monday, April 4, 2016, 09:18:58 »

I think you will find that potato based snack is a bit too small to fit around a lady's hips.

Oh, you are quite tiny though, aren't you Ells...

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« Reply #1084 on: Monday, April 4, 2016, 11:20:32 »

Yeah but if you ignore the stalkerish comments, and the rape and murder threats, he really is the perfect gentleman.
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« Reply #1085 on: Tuesday, April 26, 2016, 22:13:03 »



Anyone who thinks that pumping her would be anything other than absolutely incredible is totally, unequivocally bent

http://thefappeningnew.com/category/yolandi-visser/
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« Reply #1086 on: Tuesday, April 26, 2016, 23:09:48 »

Anyone who faps to a photoshopped image of a woman who has been made to look like a robot that's been doodled on by a 10 year old needs to have a serious word with themselves.
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« Reply #1087 on: Wednesday, April 27, 2016, 11:08:13 »

Anyone who faps to a photoshopped image of a woman who has been made to look like a robot that's been doodled on by a 10 year old needs to have a serious word with themselves.

I don't think I have ever heard it described as fapping before, perhaps I am getting old.....
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« Reply #1088 on: Thursday, October 27, 2016, 18:34:23 »





Angela Rayner...
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« Reply #1089 on: Thursday, October 27, 2016, 18:44:17 »

Is that Corbyn behind, looking up her skirt the dirty bastard?
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« Reply #1090 on: Thursday, October 27, 2016, 20:20:23 »

As long as she hasn"t got cankles . . I would.
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« Reply #1091 on: Friday, November 11, 2016, 21:47:06 »

I'm undecided on Chanelle Hayes. She's a porker. But bet she's filth.

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« Reply #1092 on: Friday, November 11, 2016, 22:21:56 »

I'm lost for words.
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« Reply #1093 on: Saturday, November 12, 2016, 08:13:54 »

Phwoar.

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« Reply #1094 on: Saturday, November 12, 2016, 08:25:13 »





Angela Rayner...

You'd give up once you looked at all the written paperwork, disclosures, disclaimers, liabilities, previous liasons etc.
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