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« Reply #15 on: Thursday, February 10, 2005, 12:31:15 »

Probably too young my young associate.  That was the official song to Swindon Town's 1993 promotion to the Premier League.   Aaaah those were the days.  I feel a little bit like Reg right now.
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« Reply #16 on: Thursday, February 10, 2005, 12:31:41 »

blue bell ballet come dance in my snowdrops
skip through valleys of polka dot hedgehogs.

^^^^written on the heath while on acid  Cool
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« Reply #17 on: Thursday, February 10, 2005, 12:31:44 »

you go girlfriend
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« Reply #18 on: Thursday, February 10, 2005, 12:40:56 »

Where can i get that swindon song?
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« Reply #19 on: Thursday, February 10, 2005, 12:43:16 »

Don't think you can anymore.  Realised on "cassette tape" format back in 93, my sister was the only person I know who bought it.  We can't even find that copy - gutted.

It was a double A side.  One song recorded on each side of the tape, the same song.
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« Reply #20 on: Thursday, February 10, 2005, 12:59:11 »

I've got the Kramer single somewhere, I'll rip it if anyone is desperate enough to want it Cheesy
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« Reply #21 on: Thursday, February 10, 2005, 14:27:00 »

Quote from: "decks-e-tow"
it's shit you wouldnt want it.
GLC- more over rated than gangstarr
end of stizory


GLC are not shit. They're the shit!

My favourite GLC lyrics are:

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Sexy Ladies that wanna make babies
You be the dog I'll be the rabies


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Watch out joy-riders, we got a stinger
You'll get ass raped if you fucks a minger


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Wanna gurn? You better learn,
Your missus'll get free pills burping my worm
She's on all fours,
Wouldn't touch her with yours
'cos she looks like the wookie out of fucking Star Wars


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when the filth pull me over on the hard shoulder
I gives them an LSD curry and a strawberry pavlova
and i pays them off with all this cash that i rake in
the girlies love me so i'm always flicking bacon


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The dog porn shit? It's all propaganda
Although I seen some sick shit with an electric sander
And a girl in a bikini called Miranda
Giving it to a shitzu dog, a seal and a panda


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it's a proven fact only metal makes me dance
like ozzy ozbourne with his hands down my pants


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I was shagging this bird who looked like Godzilla
And she said she knew this Columbian guerilla
So I turned her over and gave her a poke
And went to South America to score the coke


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This girl let me touch her chicken wings
When i gave her a box of 200 SuperKings


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I got an 80-a-day habit, smoking these cigarettes
Twat, shit, cunt and bollocks, fuck me I do have Tourettes


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I fucked her in the arse then she sucked my dick
I spunked on her face, she had shit on her lips


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I didn't know words like cunny or vadge
Getting my 200 metre swimming badge


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rockin' the tempo, increase the aggro
she's got a fat ass and her name's j-lo
i loves to see her dancin' and wobblin' her jelly
but the music's crap just like that cunt nelly


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I did a wheelie on a Penny Farthing
Big wheel up, big wheel up


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250 quid was all I had to pay
To get a boob job for my missus's 17th birthday
He gave me 10% off, he was safe I could tell
And he said whilst she's there, he'd pierce her clit as well
But when she came back it was a fucking disgrace
He'd put the tits in the wrong place
She said the surgeon had been fucked up on crack
And accidentally put the tits on her back
There was nothing I could do, I had no receipt
This is what happens down Pil's backstreets
She was upset and so was I for a while
But I get to feel her tits while I'm doing her doggy style


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Bang Bang like bullets from an uzi
Or being fisted to death by Michael Barrymore in a jacuzzi
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« Reply #22 on: Thursday, February 10, 2005, 14:34:21 »

there's my boy!!!!  Cheesy
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« Reply #23 on: Thursday, February 10, 2005, 14:36:14 »

Top stuff, BWB
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« Reply #24 on: Thursday, February 10, 2005, 14:55:10 »

yeah funny i'll give em that.

but anyone could write a list of sex jokes and make them rhyme. i recon they're alright just over rated.  and half man half machine is batty
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« Reply #25 on: Thursday, February 10, 2005, 15:38:24 »

But they were criminally underrated for years like and I feel personally responsible for getting them signed and they're all safe newport intellectuals.

N.W.A have some classic lyrics.

Quote from: "Easy Muthafucking E"
Oh, shit. I guess there’s one less bitch you gotta worry about


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I find ’em fuck ’em and flee you know
But before I d.o’
Yo, I take a ho’ to the hotel
To the motel
To the holiday inn
Yo, if that bitch start fuckin’ up [what’s you do? ]
I’ll just fuck her friend ...


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He got scared, and hit the gas
Right then, I knew I has to smoke his ass


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When I’m called off, I got a sawed off
Squeeze the trigger, and bodies are hauled off


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So if you’re at a show in the front row
I’m a call you a bitch or dirty-ass ho
You’ll probably get mad like a bitch is supposed to
But that shows me, slut, you’re composed to


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MC Ren is the mothafuckin' Coroner
I'm gettin' rid of mothafuckaz as if they was a foreigner


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N***az start to mumble, they wanna rumble
Mix em and cook em in a pot like gumbo
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« Reply #26 on: Thursday, February 10, 2005, 15:56:06 »

Bit of Streets
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Like i was sayin 2 him, i told him.
fuck with me and you wont win,
so i smacked him in the head and downed another carling.
Bada bada bing, for the lads like.
Mad fight. His face is a sad sight
vodka and snakebite.
Goin on like a right geeze, he's a twat!
Shouldnt have looked at me like that!


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Really bugs me when people try and tell me i'm a thug,
just for getting drunk! i like getting drunk!


Basically the entire of the irony of it all
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« Reply #27 on: Thursday, February 10, 2005, 18:31:29 »

criminally under rated? you mean back when they didnt go mainstream and didnt reinforce a stereotype to all the hiphop heads amongst us?

what about all the other artists that are doing there thing in their own way for the people who can be bothered to dig it out? they're under rated but who cares?

GLC come across as a private joke gone wrong.
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« Reply #28 on: Thursday, February 10, 2005, 21:07:46 »

It was odvious they weren't going to stay underground for long, they got the recognition they deserved so fair play to them, they're not overrated, shite like Robbie Williams is overrated.
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« Reply #29 on: Thursday, February 10, 2005, 21:56:49 »

I think "lyrics of fury" by eric b & rakim has amazing lyrics. they way they fit the beat is incredible:

I'm rated "R"...this is a warning, ya better void,
Poets are paranoid, DJ's D-stroyed,
Cuz I came back to attack others in spite-
Strike like lightnin', It's quite frightenin'!
But don't be afraid in the dark, in a park,
Not a scream or a cry, or a bark, more like a spark;
Ya tremble like a  alcoholic, muscles tighten up,
What's that, lighten up! You see a sight but,
Suddenly you feel like your in a horror flick,
You grab your heart then wish for tomorrow quick!
Music's the clue, when I come your warned,
Apocolypse Now, when I'm done, ya gone!
Haven't you ever heard of a MC-murderer?
This is the death penalty,and I'm servin' a
death wish, so come on, step to this
hysterical idea for a lyrical professionist!
Friday the thirteenth, walking down Elm Street,
you come in my realm ya get beat!
This is off limits, so your visions are blurry,
All ya see is the meters at a volume,
pumping Lyrics of Fury!

it's a ....fearified freestyle!

Terror in the styles, never error-files,
indeed I'm known-your exiled!
For those that oppose to be level or next to this...
I ain't a devil and this ain't the Exorcist!
worse than a nightmare, you don't have to sleep a wink,
the pain's a migraine every time ya think,
Flashbacks interfere, ya start to hear:
The R-A-K-I-M in your ear;
Then the beat is hysterical,
that makes Eric go get a ax and chops the wack,
soon the lyrical format is superior,
faces of death remain,
MC's decaying, cuz they never stayed,
the scene of a crime every night at the show,
the fiend of a rhyme on the mic that you know,
It's only one capable, breaks-the unbreakable,
melodies-unmakable, pattern-unecscapable,
a horn if want the style I posses,
I bless the child, the earth, the gods and bomb the rest,
for those that envy a MC it can be,
hazardous to your health so be friendly,
a matter of life and death, just like a ethch-a-sketch,
shake 'till your clear, make it disappear, make the next,
after the ceremony, let the rhyme rest in peace,
if not, my soul'll release!
the scene is recreated, reincarnated, updated, I'm glad you made it,
cuz your about to see a disasterous sight,
a performance never again performed on a mic:
Lyrics of fury!

a fearified freestyle!

the "R" is in the house-too much tension!
Make sure the system's loud when I mention
Phrases that's fearsome...
You want to hear some sounds that not only pounds but please your eardrums;
I sit back and observe the whole scenery,
then nonchalantly tell you what it mean to me,
strictly business I'm quickly in this mood,
and I don't care if the whole crowd's a witness!
I'm a tear you apart but I'm a spare you a heart,
program into the speed of the rhyme, prepare to start,
rhythm's out of the radius, insane as the craziest
musical madness MC ever made, see it's
now an emergency, open-heart surgery...
open your mind, you will find every word'll be
furier than ever, I remain the furture,
battle's tempting...whatever suits ya!
For words the sentence, there's no resemblance,
you think you're ruffer, then suffer the consequences!
I'm never dying-terrifying results,
I wake ya with hundreds of thousands of volts,
mic-to-mouth resuscitation, rhythm with radiation,
novicane ease the pain it might save him,
if not, Eric B.'s the judge, the crowd's the jury...
How do I plead to homicide?
Lyrics of Fury!

they're getting furier!   a fearified freestyle!
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