Simon Pieman
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« on: Thursday, February 10, 2005, 00:26:57 » |
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Well...it seems i've caught the disease today. After exfoliating i took my time when i shaved, making sure the pores were opened up and all. i even combed my hair after showering and moisturised my face.
i then sat and watched desperate housewives on ch4 because ch5 had buggered up and i didn't want to watch true lies (again!).
This my fellow townenders (god that sounds bad) completed my metrosexual evening. Hopefully when i awaken i will have gone one step closer to the nirvana that is metrosexual heaven.
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« Reply #1 on: Thursday, February 10, 2005, 02:36:10 » |
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I like to think I look better a bit scruffy. But then my current pulling rate is pretty bad so I'm probably wrong.
Desperate Housewives is pretty good i reckon, better than sex and the city, as the people in it have something to moan about (their friend just suicided), instead of I spent loads of money on shoes. Also it's got a bit of murder she wrote style mystery thing going on AND terri hatcher is still fit, however old she is.
Slightly related, the southpark crab people episode with the metrosexuals is pretty fucking funny.
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« Reply #2 on: Thursday, February 10, 2005, 11:31:16 » |
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CRAB PEOPLE, CRAB PEOPLE, CRAB PEOPLE
classic.
It sounds really fucking gay but i use moisturiser and put thought into what shit to put on my hair too.
Although i cant be all the way there yet as my last haircut was done by my mrs who has as much idea about hairdressing as i have about nuclear physics
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STFCBird
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« Reply #3 on: Thursday, February 10, 2005, 11:37:38 » |
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I knew you were a big (short) hairy woman in disguise :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick
I think secretly all men use moisturiser though
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McLovin
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« Reply #4 on: Thursday, February 10, 2005, 11:40:06 » |
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I've never used it in my life. The closest i've got to Metrosexuality was eating a salad and watching Desperate Housewives last night. To compensate i drank a 4 pack of Fosters during the process.
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« Reply #5 on: Thursday, February 10, 2005, 11:40:51 » |
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All men??? No way, a fair few of us do but I'd say it'd be a minority that do. Maybe the majority with girlfriends use the stuff.
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STFCBird
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« Reply #6 on: Thursday, February 10, 2005, 11:41:55 » |
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I've never used it in my life. The closest i've got to Metrosexuality was eating a salad and watching Desperate Housewives last night. To compensate i drank a 4 pack of Fosters during the process. FOSTERS, how manly  |
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« Reply #7 on: Thursday, February 10, 2005, 11:44:01 » |
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I exfoliate once a week and moisturise daily. And I'm single. I'm not gay or owt though :?
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McLovin
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« Reply #8 on: Thursday, February 10, 2005, 11:44:13 » |
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It was that or nothing at my extremely poorly stocked corner shop... i suppose i should have purchased a bottle of rose or maybe gin to complete a slightly effeminate night in.
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STFCBird
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« Reply #9 on: Thursday, February 10, 2005, 11:45:38 » |
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McLovin
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« Reply #10 on: Thursday, February 10, 2005, 11:47:35 » |
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Foiled... :?
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« Reply #11 on: Thursday, February 10, 2005, 11:48:21 » |
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I moisturise because my skin on my cheeks gets quite dry and looks lame if I don't, I used to have my hair highlighted but I have no idea wtf exfoliation means. Is it something to do with leaves?
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McLovin
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« Reply #12 on: Thursday, February 10, 2005, 11:49:45 » |
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My stupid patchy stubble which emerges what seems like minutes after shaving means that moisturising is pointless for me.
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« Reply #13 on: Thursday, February 10, 2005, 11:50:38 » |
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I shave once a week, if that. |
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McLovin
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« Reply #14 on: Thursday, February 10, 2005, 11:54:06 » |
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i usually do that, out of laziness, which results in my now highly unsuccessful disshevelled look.
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