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Simon Pieman
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« on: Wednesday, August 16, 2006, 16:40:45 »

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Ace. I think if any more 'planets' are discovered they should be named after a fictitious planet from Star Wars or something. It would please geeks and fancy dress shop owners alike.
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flammableBen

« Reply #1 on: Wednesday, August 16, 2006, 16:42:55 »

I'd nominate Endor, Klingon and Earth 2: The Revenge.
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« Reply #2 on: Wednesday, August 16, 2006, 16:46:28 »

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Ace. I think if any more 'planets' are discovered they should be named after a fictitious planet from Star Wars or something. It would please geeks and fancy dress shop owners alike.


 Think Herschel had the right idea when he used text speak and bodily parts to name his planetary discovery...so after Uranus...Urfanny....Urknob and Urtits would do.
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« Reply #3 on: Wednesday, August 16, 2006, 16:57:58 »

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Ace. I think if any more 'planets' are discovered they should be named after a fictitious planet from Star Wars or something. It would please geeks and fancy dress shop owners alike.


 Think Herschel had the right idea when he used text speak and bodily parts to name his planetary discovery...so after Uranus...Urfanny....Urknob and Urtits would do.


Not forgetting Urectum  Soapy Tit Wank
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« Reply #4 on: Wednesday, August 16, 2006, 17:02:16 »

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Ace. I think if any more 'planets' are discovered they should be named after a fictitious planet from Star Wars or something. It would please geeks and fancy dress shop owners alike.


 Think Herschel had the right idea when he used text speak and bodily parts to name his planetary discovery...so after Uranus...Urfanny....Urknob and Urtits would do.


Not forgetting Urectum  Soapy Tit Wank


 I suppose Urpenis....Urvagina  should be there somewhere.
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« Reply #6 on: Wednesday, August 16, 2006, 17:15:52 »

i think we should have a planet called the deathstar in our solar system
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« Reply #7 on: Wednesday, August 16, 2006, 17:18:13 »

Izclitorisinnit sounds better.
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« Reply #8 on: Wednesday, August 16, 2006, 18:22:24 »

I've always liked a black hole.  

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« Reply #9 on: Wednesday, August 16, 2006, 21:03:55 »

"Fuck off are there any new planets!" That's what Gamesmaster Patrick Moore had to say about it
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« Reply #10 on: Thursday, August 17, 2006, 10:29:26 »

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i think we should have a planet called the deathstar in our solar system



we already have one, only its called Mimas to keep it secret and avoid a mass panic of the good people of Saturn

http://www.nineplanets.org/mimas.html
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« Reply #11 on: Thursday, August 17, 2006, 11:32:14 »

They should call it Planet Cunt.
Just so we can here professors and scientists say it on TV.
That would amuse me somewhat.
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« Reply #12 on: Thursday, August 17, 2006, 11:41:20 »

Or just rename stars to cunts.

"Ooh look at the cunts there's loads of them out tonight"

"If you see a shooting cunt, make a wish"

They could also rename patterns to cuntstellations.
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« Reply #13 on: Thursday, August 17, 2006, 13:18:34 »

astronomy joke:

two spiral galaxies walk in to a bar.  The bar man says 'oi, I warned you - get out !'.  The first galaxy asks why - the barman responds 'you are OK, but your mate is barred'

I'll get me (lab)coat
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