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DMR

« on: Tuesday, August 15, 2006, 19:50:46 »

Irishman Paddy McLernan is on Who Wants to be a Millionaire, and is doing rather well, having successfully negotiated his opening question, so Chris Tarrant moves swiftly on to the next one.

The usual drill occurs, as Chris reads "for £200, who was the famous criminal behind the Great train Robbery? Was it a) Ronnie Corbett, b) Ronnie O'Sullivan, c) Ronnie Barker, or d) Ronnie Biggs?"

And bizarrely, Paddy declares he will take the money. Tarrant raises a hand over the mic and whispers "Fuck me mate, you've got 3 lifelines, are you lot really that thick?"

To which Paddy gallantly replies, "I may be thick, but I ain't no fucking grass" :grin:

Well it made me laugh
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flammableBen

« Reply #1 on: Tuesday, August 15, 2006, 19:54:43 »

That's pretty funny
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Amir

« Reply #2 on: Tuesday, August 15, 2006, 19:56:55 »

No bad Cheesy
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« Reply #3 on: Tuesday, August 15, 2006, 20:05:31 »

For some reason that really made me laugh!
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« Reply #4 on: Wednesday, August 16, 2006, 14:05:48 »

     I love Irishman jokes.
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« Reply #5 on: Wednesday, August 16, 2006, 14:07:01 »

Quote from: "Sade"
I love Irish men


why hello there
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« Reply #6 on: Wednesday, August 16, 2006, 14:08:00 »

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I love Irish men


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shouldn't that be your dad saying that and not you?
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« Reply #7 on: Wednesday, August 16, 2006, 14:09:29 »

:kisskiss:  Nice try Sonic.
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« Reply #8 on: Wednesday, August 16, 2006, 14:10:50 »

He had to try Sade, to be sure, to be sure.
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« Reply #9 on: Wednesday, August 16, 2006, 14:14:02 »

:kisskiss:  Says the voice of experience.
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« Reply #10 on: Thursday, August 17, 2006, 10:34:41 »

Two fish sat in a tank....One says to the other 'Do you know how to drive this thing?!'

 

Name three fish that Begin and End in K......
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If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit...
STFCDude

« Reply #11 on: Thursday, August 17, 2006, 10:37:34 »

Killer shark, Kwiksave frozen haddock and Kilmarnock

An oldie, but a classic!!  
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« Reply #12 on: Thursday, August 17, 2006, 10:38:22 »

Cheesy
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If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit...
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« Reply #13 on: Thursday, August 17, 2006, 10:49:19 »

that was rubbish  Cheesy
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« Reply #14 on: Thursday, August 17, 2006, 10:51:08 »

Name the three English league teams with swear words in their names...
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