fat people at work

[barry]

No magic, your be impressed believe me.

Not from Chippy.

u iz turn down a bird dat is work in a chippy iz u mental or sumfing.u cud eat like a king.i iz try an chat up a woman from da chippy but her grandsun chase mi up da road wiv a baseball bat.

[Ralphy]

Barry is the best poster on here.

[pumbaa]

Barry is the best poster on here.

I must be getting old  :roll:

[DiV]

what is the point of them??

im sat opposite a lady at work and fuck me can she eat.today i took it upon myself to monitor what she is eating as im concerned for her and im nice like that..

started off with.alpen bar good start i thought,then some toast,bag of choc raisins (big bag) pack of crisps,3 crusty rolls ,a peparami then 2 more rolls. the ice cream man arrived outside our work and she bought a magnum and she is now on her 2nd bottle of coke..she still has unopened crisps and sweets on her desk and she does not finish til 8 as she started at 11.30..

everytime i stand up i have to count my toes now

Ha ha, we've got one woman like this at work. On a normal day she eats:

Breakfast - cereal with milk
Crisps
Sandwich - brought from home
Bottle of Coke
Fruit Salad
Crisps
Bottle of Coke
Biscuits/Sweets
Bottle of Coke
Sandwich - from the shop at work
Crisps

And she's supposedly 'watching her weight'. Watching it grow more like.

that's insane.

i'd wager that i'm fatter and heavier than her, but my typical diet consists of:

breakfast - alpen or a banana
lunch - sandwich crisps at college or salad at home
tea - homecooked meal, often chicken or pasta

don't drink coffee, alcohol and haven't drank tea for awhile. don't drink soft drinks very often and usually either drink water, fruit squash or organic fruit juice. i eat plenty of fruit and veg. only time i'll eat burgers/fast food is if i'm at footy or down the pub, takeaway once a month at the most.

compared to these people's diets i feel quite good!

Where as my diet is almost the opposite to this...yet Im a skinny fucker...

wierd how things work sometimes

[sonic youth]

you also exercise quite a lot perhaps this means that if i bothered to try and get fit, i'd be a skinny jesus lookalike too.

[DiV]

you also exercise quite a lot perhaps this means that if i bothered to try and get fit, i'd be a skinny jesus lookalike too.

Probably, at the moment Im playing football tuesday lunch time, tuesday evening, wednesday evening, thursday evening, sunday morning fitness training, sunday evening and again sunday evening  

Played 90 minutes 11 a side this evening, pitch was fucking shit and solid

[Barry Scott]

I don't have time to eat because im so busy exercising.

[Ginginho]

I don't have time to eat because im so busy exercising.

That's a coincidence, i'm the opposite.

I play 5-a-side once maybe twice a week.
Apart from walking out of the office to have a fag on a regular basis thats about as much exercise as I do.

I am contemplating cycling to work this morning though....

[strooood]

you also exercise quite a lot perhaps this means that if i bothered to try and get fit, i'd be a skinny jesus lookalike too.

Probably, at the moment Im playing football tuesday lunch time, tuesday evening, wednesday evening, thursday evening, sunday morning fitness training, sunday evening and again sunday evening  

Played 90 minutes 11 a side this evening, pitch was fucking shit and solid

i played 100 minutes last night, two halves of 50. so nerrrrrr

[Doore]

Barry is the best poster on here.

He really isn't.

[barry]

Barry is the best poster on here.

He really isn't.

it iz not my fault.

i iz do a poll

[Ralphy]

Lighten up you lot! Barry makes me laugh with his little stories.  

[Samdy Gray]

I just had to revitalise this thread.

I actually took the effort to record what the fat bitch at work actually eats and keep a log for day. I was bored and had nothing better to do. Here is how the day went

9:00 she arrives at work
9:30 packet of salt and vinegar crisps
10:00 packet of smokey bacon crisps and a can of Irn Bru
11:00 Pot of grapes and a bottle of coke zero
11:30 when she see's I'm off to the shop for a paper she asks me to get her a double decker and a packet of worcester sauce french fries because the grapes just don't do it for her
12:30 Tuna mayo sandwich (made with six slices of bread) with another can of Irn Bru
1:30 Can of diet coke

Fuck me she can eat and eat and eat and eat and eat and eat and... you get the picture

[mr ian]

this is easy that point in fat people is that they keep good honest people up and down the country in work.

[Samdy Gray]

this is easy that point in fat people is that they keep good honest people up and down the country in work.

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