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Simon Pieman
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« on: Monday, February 7, 2005, 13:17:30 »

i made for lunch 2 massive burgers. 2 quarter pounders in each bun, with 3 rashers of bacon and 2 cheese slices. thanks brian for this amazing recipe, i will never look skinny again  Cool
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« Reply #1 on: Monday, February 7, 2005, 13:23:25 »

As recommended by Mr A. Fordham.
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« Reply #2 on: Monday, February 7, 2005, 13:25:51 »

My fave from the collection is the pork pie sandwich.

 To quote....."slice pork pie thickly, (the sort with egg in the middle is best), smother with full fat Hellman's mayo, and insert between two slabs of thick white bread, with lashings of butter....mmmmm nice."
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« Reply #3 on: Monday, February 7, 2005, 13:28:22 »

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My fave from the collection is the pork pie sandwich.

 To quote....."slice pork pie thickly, (the sort with egg in the middle is best), smother with full fat Hellman's mayo, and insert between two slabs of thick white bread, with lashings of butter....mmmmm nice."


that's what i'm having for tea! actually i probably won't be hungry - i feel quite sick after my burgers
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« Reply #4 on: Monday, February 7, 2005, 13:42:19 »

what do you expect freaky fat sucking boy??  :-))(
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« Reply #5 on: Monday, February 7, 2005, 14:18:56 »

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what do you expect freaky fat sucking boy??  :-))(


i don't know? i thought that i would acquire an ego the size of brian howard's but it didn't happen. instead i am just sat here feeling sorry for myself  Crying
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« Reply #6 on: Monday, February 7, 2005, 14:22:48 »

don't worry, it will soon squirt it's way out  Soapy Tit Wank
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« Reply #7 on: Monday, February 7, 2005, 15:00:20 »

Quote from: "Reg Smeeton"
My fave from the collection is the pork pie sandwich.

 To quote....."slice pork pie thickly, (the sort with egg in the middle is best), smother with full fat Hellman's mayo, and insert between two slabs of thick white bread, with lashings of butter....mmmmm nice."


Any good? I think I shall try that.
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« Reply #8 on: Monday, February 7, 2005, 16:32:23 »

butter and mayo together....sick

jelly in pork pie...... sick

actually mayo altogether, its just raw egg and grease mixed together... sick
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« Reply #9 on: Monday, February 7, 2005, 17:24:15 »

What do they call those pies with the egg in the middle?

Is it Gala Pie?

I quite like the sound of that pie sandwich although I would prefer hot chilli sauce and black pepper to mayo.
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« Reply #10 on: Monday, February 7, 2005, 17:28:26 »

or a bit of hp
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« Reply #11 on: Monday, February 7, 2005, 17:31:03 »

Leave Brain Howard alone! He isn't fat, just big boned.
Hes a living legend.
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ee the trick is only pick on those that can't do you no harm
Like the drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm

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« Reply #12 on: Monday, February 7, 2005, 17:38:52 »

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Leave Brain Howard alone! He isn't fat, just big boned.
Hes a living legend.


nobody on this thread said he was  :mooney
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« Reply #13 on: Monday, February 7, 2005, 22:46:39 »

and to finish off my 'fat' day i've just had a curry and 2 naan breads. more a light snack if you will
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« Reply #14 on: Tuesday, February 8, 2005, 11:33:16 »

You could have a pint of gravy to accompany the pork pie sarnie.
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