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will be purely mine for one day more...then the annoying lass who shares it comes back
what can i do to make the most of this liberty. to give you the idea i have lots of storage boxes, a desk and a photocopier in there.
obviously i've covered having a wank and photocopying my arse. any other suggestions? i could combine the two but that'd require lots of effort
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And this is the well.
Drink full and descend.
The horse is the white of the eyes and dark within.
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« Reply #1 on: Wednesday, July 19, 2006, 17:05:23 » |
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what's your avatar blud?
sellotape a fish to the underneath of her desk. in this weather, by the time she returns tomorrow it'll stink. make sure you enter the office later than her and tell her to wash her fanny.
it'll be jokes!
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #2 on: Wednesday, July 19, 2006, 17:06:13 » |
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Build a fort out of the boxes and desk then decorate the outside with photocopies of your buttocks. Then hide in your fort when she gets back.
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« Reply #3 on: Wednesday, July 19, 2006, 17:11:23 » |
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what's your avatar blud?
sellotape a fish to the underneath of her desk. in this weather, by the time she returns tomorrow it'll stink. make sure you enter the office later than her and tell her to wash her fanny.
it'll be jokes! it's the joker by dave mckean (from the akrham asylum graphic novel) umm no. cos it's my office. she's only back for a few days then fucking off again |
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« Reply #4 on: Wednesday, July 19, 2006, 17:12:14 » |
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Build a fort out of the boxes and desk then decorate the outside with photocopies of your buttocks. Then hide in your fort when she gets back. that one wins so far |
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« Reply #5 on: Wednesday, July 19, 2006, 17:21:05 » |
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i had a wank sat at my desk in my gap year job, i thought that was quite an achievement.
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Samdy Gray
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« Reply #6 on: Wednesday, July 19, 2006, 17:23:37 » |
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Clear her desk and put it all in boxes.
When she gets back, tell her she's been fired...
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« Reply #7 on: Wednesday, July 19, 2006, 17:35:25 » |
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will be purely mine for one day more...then the annoying lass who shares it comes back
what can i do to make the most of this liberty. to give you the idea i have lots of storage boxes, a desk and a photocopier in there.
obviously i've covered having a wank and photocopying my arse. any other suggestions? i could combine the two but that'd require lots of effort Just continue to do this each day. She will soon get tired and leave, leaving the office nice and empty for you to waste as much paper & photocopier ink as you like and wank yourself silly. |
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #8 on: Wednesday, July 19, 2006, 19:03:03 » |
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will be purely mine for one day more...then the annoying lass who shares it comes back
what can i do to make the most of this liberty. to give you the idea i have lots of storage boxes, a desk and a photocopier in there.
obviously i've covered having a wank and photocopying my arse. any other suggestions? i could combine the two but that'd require lots of effort Just continue to do this each day. She will soon get tired and leave, leaving the office nice and empty for you to waste as much paper & photocopier ink as you like and wank yourself silly. As you made me look daft on the other thread I'll do the same... Photocopiers don't have ink. |
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« Reply #9 on: Wednesday, July 19, 2006, 19:10:35 » |
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Ginginho 1-1 simon pieman
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« Reply #10 on: Wednesday, July 19, 2006, 19:11:14 » |
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Wrap each individual item she has in either tin foil or newspaper including computer etc and stick posit it notes everywhere
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« Reply #11 on: Wednesday, July 19, 2006, 19:16:12 » |
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That reminds me of my assistant manager when I was working part time before uni (I've probably posted this before). The printer we had only printed black so her genius solution to get a colour document was printing it out in black and then putting it in the colour copier  Fuck knows why they didn't just hook up the copier to the computer though. It was an all-in-one scanner/printer/fax machine type thing. |
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« Reply #12 on: Wednesday, July 19, 2006, 19:42:50 » |
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photocopy yourself in mid-wank-stroke then use that to form a wank cresent on her desk for her return
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« Reply #13 on: Wednesday, July 19, 2006, 20:27:12 » |
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will be purely mine for one day more...then the annoying lass who shares it comes back
what can i do to make the most of this liberty. to give you the idea i have lots of storage boxes, a desk and a photocopier in there.
obviously i've covered having a wank and photocopying my arse. any other suggestions? i could combine the two but that'd require lots of effort Took my advice then  up the walls? |
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« Reply #14 on: Wednesday, July 19, 2006, 21:17:38 » |
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will be purely mine for one day more...then the annoying lass who shares it comes back
what can i do to make the most of this liberty. to give you the idea i have lots of storage boxes, a desk and a photocopier in there.
obviously i've covered having a wank and photocopying my arse. any other suggestions? i could combine the two but that'd require lots of effort Took my advice then up the walls? I do wonder about you sometimes Birdy! Sounds like you have had a right laugh bennett! How about putting STFC stuff everywhere aswell as the above things, BOUND to piss her off! |
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