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Ralphy

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« on: Saturday, July 8, 2006, 14:40:00 »

Anyone used this before....

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y153/Ralphy-Boy/selftan.jpg

Nivea Self Tan Lotion  Cheesy

It's ace, i bought a bottle last week, applied twice a day for 2 days and now i have a deep, dark tan  Soapy Tit Wank

It adapts to your skin tone and there's one for fairer skin too.

Yes i am a gay tart  Soapy Tit Wank
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« Reply #1 on: Saturday, July 8, 2006, 14:42:26 »

i want you ralphy
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« Reply #2 on: Saturday, July 8, 2006, 14:42:35 »

ralphy in coming out shocker
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« Reply #3 on: Saturday, July 8, 2006, 14:44:05 »



I have been getting abuse all day for this but i don't care  Cheesy

3 or 4 people have asked ''have you just got back off holiday''  
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« Reply #4 on: Saturday, July 8, 2006, 14:44:30 »

Just you wait until it starts wearing off.........i had horrible patches for over a week.
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« Reply #5 on: Saturday, July 8, 2006, 14:45:10 »

But you have just got back off holiday?  Soapy Tit Wank
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« Reply #6 on: Saturday, July 8, 2006, 14:45:17 »

i'd expect a comment like this to come from Birdy or Lady but not you Ralph :shake:
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« Reply #7 on: Saturday, July 8, 2006, 14:45:59 »

I'll have to cover the patches up with authentic tan in Ibiza  

I'm gonna look blotchy  Cheesy
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« Reply #8 on: Saturday, July 8, 2006, 14:46:51 »

Quote from: "STFCLady"
But you have just got back off holiday?  Soapy Tit Wank


I was quite tanned anyway from Gran Canaria but now i look very, very dark  Cheesy
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« Reply #9 on: Saturday, July 8, 2006, 14:47:40 »

Quote from: "Ralphy"
I'll have to cover the patches up with authentic tan in Ibiza  

I'm gonna look blotchy  Cheesy


You've been tangoed!!!!!
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Ralphy

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« Reply #10 on: Saturday, July 8, 2006, 14:49:16 »

How long does it last Lady?
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« Reply #11 on: Saturday, July 8, 2006, 14:50:54 »

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How long does it last Lady?


Depends how often you shower but in the heat if you sweat it can run off and leave lines.....

Id keep a bottle spare in your post bag ralph!
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« Reply #12 on: Saturday, July 8, 2006, 14:51:23 »

you big poof ralphus... Cheesy
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« Reply #13 on: Saturday, July 8, 2006, 14:52:06 »

Bugger.

I sweat like a dyslexic on Countdown.
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« Reply #14 on: Saturday, July 8, 2006, 14:53:15 »

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you big poof ralphus... Cheesy


I know, i'm quite enjoying being gay.  Cheesy
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