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I can finally go and claim jobseekers as I'm officially no-longer a student.
Problem is that the job centre is officially all the way down town and I can't be bothered to walk that far. I presume they won't give me money until friday anyway so I'll probably wait until tomorrow.
Anybody want to employ me?
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« Reply #1 on: Monday, July 3, 2006, 10:25:58 » |
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Ill give you 3 quid to do my washing up  |
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« Reply #2 on: Monday, July 3, 2006, 10:27:16 » |
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Oh hang on did you get a degree?
I need to check your qualifications.
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« Reply #3 on: Monday, July 3, 2006, 10:31:32 » |
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Nah I failed. Does that mean I'm not qualified?
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« Reply #4 on: Monday, July 3, 2006, 10:33:58 » |
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you can come and do my ironing and was my car, you can also muck out my horses and exercise them if you want? Good rates of pay |
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« Reply #5 on: Monday, July 3, 2006, 10:39:55 » |
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Nah I failed. Does that mean I'm not qualified? Send me your CV I'll have a look cant promise anything though |
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« Reply #6 on: Monday, July 3, 2006, 10:43:25 » |
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Just writing my cv now, well thinking about it at least anyway. Got as far as opening word.
I'd do your ironing and wash your car birdy, horses scare the shit out of me though. Respect to anybody who has the bottle to get on the back of one of those beasts.
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« Reply #7 on: Monday, July 3, 2006, 10:47:03 » |
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Just writing my cv now, well thinking about it at least anyway. Got as far as opening word.
I'd do your ironing and wash your car birdy, horses scare the shit out of me though. Respect to anybody who has the bottle to get on the back of one of those beasts. you big wuss, my horse is so unscary |
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« Reply #8 on: Monday, July 3, 2006, 12:46:39 » |
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Arghhh!! I've got no skills and I've achieved nothing. Making this cv thing bit tricky.
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« Reply #9 on: Monday, July 3, 2006, 12:47:17 » |
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I will sell you mine?
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« Reply #10 on: Monday, July 3, 2006, 13:38:57 » |
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Actually I just realised I've got quite a lot of skills but no evidence to back it up. Maybe I should have tried harder on my degree.
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« Reply #11 on: Monday, July 3, 2006, 13:44:38 » |
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um yes, that might of been handy for you
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« Reply #12 on: Tuesday, July 4, 2006, 12:33:34 » |
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The jobseekers people are well ace on the phone. Not only that but they'll ring me back on thursday, ask me questions over the phone and fill my form in for me. Fucking ace. It's like they want me to claim jobseekers.
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« Reply #13 on: Tuesday, July 4, 2006, 12:36:17 » |
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You going to be able to survive on £40 a week Ben? Or won't you be paying rent? |
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« Reply #14 on: Tuesday, July 4, 2006, 12:38:10 » |
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The jobseekers people are well ace on the phone. Not only that but they'll ring me back on thursday, ask me questions over the phone and fill my form in for me. Fucking ace. It's like they want me to claim jobseekers. you do know that you have to provide regular evidence that you have been applying for jobs don't you? |
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