Pre-season friendly

[yeo]

I thought you were coming to bed.

[Mexicano Rojo]

im coming with my fuckin air rifle.

[adje]

im coming with my fuckin air rifle.

Dead and proud huh!

[Sade]

[Whits]

Lydiard Park, who plays there?

[pauld]

Mex's Water Tower All-stars, by the sounds of it. Apparently when they're tackled they go down like there's a sniper in the stands - but with the novel difference that there actually is.

Hey, maybe FIFA should consider introducing snipers to take out players that go down like that - not only would be it be an incentive to stamp out diving, the irony would be delicious. Picture it, some diving cheating lowlife, let's call him Ronaldo for now, goes down like he's been shot, then once he's got the player booked/won the pen/whatever, as usual strolls off grinning cos he's conned the ref again - then PING! - down he goes again. Only this time he doesn't get up, doesn't stroll off, doesn't do a cheeky wink at the bench, he just lies there. Until the dustmen come on and dispose of the trash. I think it could work. And the Americans and commercial whores would love it!

[TalkTalk]

* BUMP *

I don't know why I'm bothering to generate more abuse, but there you go.  

All welcome on Sunday.

So there.

[Reg Smeeton]

* BUMP *

I don't know why I'm bothering to generate more abuse, but there you go.  

All welcome on Sunday.

So there.

 This does clash with a Quiet and Ashamed....bed in.   A John Lennon inspired event whereby STFC fans can stay in bed on Sunday morning and protest at the lack of activity by the Board and Borough Council.....maybe getting over hangovers, reading the Sunday paper, or getting down on whoever they happen to sharing the bed with.

 I'm expecting a healthy turnout.