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« Reply #30 on: Thursday, May 25, 2006, 14:25:58 » |
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I think I have special needs. I was going to fish the box out but I hate putting my hands in bins 
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« Reply #31 on: Thursday, May 25, 2006, 14:27:14 » |
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I think I have special needs. I was going to fish the box out but I hate putting my hands in bins  Couldnt you just wash your hand straight afterwards?.
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« Reply #32 on: Thursday, May 25, 2006, 14:41:05 » |
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Sade - go and see a therapist sweetheart . They will make you betterer.
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« Reply #33 on: Thursday, May 25, 2006, 15:34:29 » |
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 I will get my mum to teach me! Can you get your mum to teach me ? 
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« Reply #34 on: Thursday, May 25, 2006, 16:15:14 » |
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Spuddy - Yes but its still minging. Ron- Thankyou thats very kind Foggy- Piss off 
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« Reply #35 on: Thursday, May 25, 2006, 16:20:29 » |
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She can teach you lots, by all accounts...
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« Reply #36 on: Thursday, May 25, 2006, 16:22:00 » |
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And you can Shut up aswell blackcurrant 
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« Reply #37 on: Thursday, May 25, 2006, 16:27:19 » |
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Sade - you are a disgrace to your gender.
Didn't your mum teach you basic operations like this and how to use a tin-opener?
Actually I thought those were inate skills that all women had. :roll:
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« Reply #38 on: Thursday, May 25, 2006, 16:35:52 » |
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 Thats a bit harsh. Your forgetting that I actually turned the oven on! I hope I have not gave the ladies a bad name - theres only one of me I think and everyone knows I'm partial to the odd dizzy moment but thats just me. I just got a bit confuzzled, I can do anything else honest! (well most things) I can open tins too. My mum does teach me things so when I'm older I am a good housewife(No sexual inuendo intended). She even started giving me baby advice the other day, now that was scary :shock:
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« Reply #39 on: Thursday, May 25, 2006, 16:38:24 » |
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I thought you already had some sprogs Sade. Oh no, I was thinking of Pollard. Sorry. It's an easy mistake to make though 
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« Reply #40 on: Thursday, May 25, 2006, 16:42:19 » |
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 Thats a bit harsh. Your forgetting that I actually turned the oven on! I hope I have not gave the ladies a bad name - theres only one of me I think and everyone knows I'm partial to the odd dizzy moment but thats just me. I just got a bit confuzzled, I can do anything else honest! (well most things) I can open tins too. My mum does teach me things so when I'm older I am a good housewife(No sexual inuendo intended). She even started giving me baby advice the other day, now that was scary :shock: Sade - don't trust men. They only want one thing. And when they're young and vital they want sex at least tri-weekly but when you get to my and Santinis age we just try - weakly 
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« Reply #41 on: Thursday, May 25, 2006, 16:42:24 » |
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:-))( Another vicky pollard dig, How original If you want to get on the subject of babies with me then thats fine ! But I would'nt advise it. I can go on forever, my baby names list is endless and I could tell you about what baby clothes I like etc.Its so fun. They won't be wearing burberry or have their ears peirced by the time they are 2 though :x
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« Reply #42 on: Thursday, May 25, 2006, 16:44:52 » |
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Kappa all the way, huh Sade? 
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« Reply #43 on: Thursday, May 25, 2006, 16:45:21 » |
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 Thats a bit harsh. Your forgetting that I actually turned the oven on! I hope I have not gave the ladies a bad name - theres only one of me I think and everyone knows I'm partial to the odd dizzy moment but thats just me. I just got a bit confuzzled, I can do anything else honest! (well most things) I can open tins too. My mum does teach me things so when I'm older I am a good housewife(No sexual inuendo intended). She even started giving me baby advice the other day, now that was scary :shock: Sade - don't trust men. They only want one thing. And when they're young and vital they want sex at least tri-weekly but when you get to my and Santinis age we just try - weakly  I don't want to get old like you Most lads my age only want one thing and that angers me. But johno and R4E are my age and are the complete opposite and I think thats lovely and the way it should be.
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« Reply #44 on: Thursday, May 25, 2006, 16:45:58 » |
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I hate Kappa  Nikey mate init!
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