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STFCBird
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« on: Sunday, May 21, 2006, 18:46:27 »

The Smeetonator has broken, please send replacement(s). Thanks.

lots of love

Birdy xxxx
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red macca

« Reply #1 on: Sunday, May 21, 2006, 18:48:26 »

:-))(  :-))( ..i dont understand
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« Reply #2 on: Sunday, May 21, 2006, 18:49:29 »

Well this thread wasn't meant for you was it!!! SPACCA MACCA
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« Reply #3 on: Sunday, May 21, 2006, 18:52:27 »

well fuckin text him then..this is a forum for the public

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« Reply #4 on: Sunday, May 21, 2006, 18:54:34 »

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well fuckin text him then..this is a forum for the public

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I would if I had his number.  

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« Reply #5 on: Sunday, May 21, 2006, 18:55:37 »

post a topic..you do for every thing else
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« Reply #6 on: Sunday, May 21, 2006, 19:00:02 »

Quote from: "STFCBird"
The Smeetonator has broken, please send replacement(s). Thanks.

lots of love

Birdy xxxx


 The warranty was for two years at a normal rate of usage...roughly 700 applications....

 You've only had it for 5 weeks  :shock:
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« Reply #7 on: Sunday, May 21, 2006, 19:05:09 »

I know, I got to 699, so warranty is still valid.  Can you send by special delivery - ta  Cheesy
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« Reply #8 on: Sunday, May 21, 2006, 19:27:02 »

I know you've got a mark 2, with an appendage for anal penetration,  but it should be robust enough for regular usage.....you haven't been trying to share it with a certain other person I trust....it wasn't designed with that in mind.
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« Reply #9 on: Sunday, May 21, 2006, 19:34:45 »

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I know you've got a mark 2, with an appendage for anal penetration,  but it should be robust enough for regular usage.....you haven't been trying to share it with a certain other person I trust....it wasn't designed with that in mind.



Only been used for solo probage, promise  Cheesy
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« Reply #10 on: Sunday, May 21, 2006, 19:44:33 »

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Quote from: "Reg Smeeton"
I know you've got a mark 2, with an appendage for anal penetration,  but it should be robust enough for regular usage.....you haven't been trying to share it with a certain other person I trust....it wasn't designed with that in mind.



Only been used for solo probage, promise  Cheesy


  I'll get on the case.....can I recommend in the interim, a suitable standby...cheap, green and available in interesting shapes.

  http://www.wegmans.com/kitchen/ingredients/produce/vegetables/images/cucumber.jpg
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« Reply #11 on: Sunday, May 21, 2006, 20:58:18 »

*just off to tesco*
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« Reply #12 on: Sunday, May 21, 2006, 21:21:28 »

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im gonna need more pictures now birdy!
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