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« on: Thursday, May 18, 2006, 09:27:44 »

Seeing as it's been verbally agreed now, any suggestions for chants for the bloke?
Probably "Dennis Wises barmy army"
but any more original suggestions?
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« Reply #1 on: Thursday, May 18, 2006, 09:31:33 »

Cheesy  I keep singing Dennis wise wise wise, like people used to sing to Ian wright. Its a bit lame but its catchy.

Somebody on the other thread had something like 'Wise man said, I want to manage you. And next year we, will win league 2......S-W-I-N-D-ON (clap clap clap) S-W-N-D-O-N'  Cool  I must admitt I do think that one is quite cool.
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« Reply #2 on: Thursday, May 18, 2006, 09:38:32 »

Thats quite good actually!
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« Reply #3 on: Thursday, May 18, 2006, 10:05:27 »

Nicked for Coventry:

wisey woooooo wisey wooooo
hes only 4 foot tall
he'll smash you in the jaw
wisey woooooo wisey wooooooo..
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« Reply #4 on: Thursday, May 18, 2006, 10:35:42 »

Fuck off midget!

You're even shorter than Asher!
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« Reply #5 on: Thursday, May 18, 2006, 11:31:09 »

Are you Carson in disguise?
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« Reply #6 on: Thursday, May 18, 2006, 11:33:00 »

he's small, he's mad,he smashed a taxi cab, dennis wise, dennis wise

he's small not tall,he broke his team mates jaw, dennis wise, dennis wise
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land_of_bo

« Reply #7 on: Thursday, May 18, 2006, 11:52:47 »

Quote from: "Sade"
Somebody on the other thread had something like 'Wise man said, I want to manage you. And next year we, will win league 2......S-W-I-N-D-ON (clap clap clap) S-W-N-D-O-N'  Cool  I must admitt I do think that one is quite cool.


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Wise man says, let me manage you
And next year, we will win league two

 


 Cool

You added the S-W-I-N-D-O-N bit, nice work.

Needs a second verse now.
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fatbury

« Reply #8 on: Thursday, May 18, 2006, 13:59:57 »

How about

"Youre going home in a smashed up taxi cab?"
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« Reply #9 on: Thursday, May 18, 2006, 14:24:56 »

He's Short, He's ace, He'll smash yer fuckin face, Dennis wise, Dennis Wise...
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« Reply #10 on: Thursday, May 18, 2006, 14:28:22 »

Quote from: "stfcfan"
He's Short, He's ace, He'll smash yer fuckin face, Dennis wise, Dennis Wise...


Quote from: "Batch"
wisey woooooo wisey wooooo
hes only 4 foot tall
he'll smash you in the jaw
wisey woooooo wisey wooooooo..


liking them  Cool
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barry

« Reply #11 on: Thursday, May 18, 2006, 14:52:41 »

I iz write a rap

yo yo dennis wise
there's no flies on dennis wise
he's got big thighs
and he never cries
even if you tell im lies
he'll just stab you in da eyes
he's got his eyes on da prize
he's the manager of our hearts like princess di
 yo yo gus poyet
he looks nothing like alison moyet
but he's probaly got a nice voice
and nuts the size of a hotel foyer
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« Reply #12 on: Thursday, May 18, 2006, 14:55:55 »

Quote from: "stfcfan"
He's Short, He's ace, He'll smash yer fuckin face, Dennis wise, Dennis Wise...


Quote from: "barry"
I iz write a rap

yo yo dennis wise
there's no flies on dennis wise
he's got big thighs
and he never cries
even if you tell im lies
he'll just stab you in da eyes
he's got his eyes on da prize
he's the manager of our hearts like princess di
 yo yo gus poyet
he looks nothing like alison moyet
but he's probaly got a nice voice
and nuts the size of a hotel foyer


These two are the best so far I think.
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Danjackson10

« Reply #13 on: Thursday, May 18, 2006, 16:00:47 »

Quote from: "barry"
I iz write a rap

yo yo dennis wise
there's no flies on dennis wise
he's got big thighs
and he never cries
even if you tell im lies
he'll just stab you in da eyes
he's got his eyes on da prize
he's the manager of our hearts like princess di
 yo yo gus poyet
he looks nothing like alison moyet
but he's probaly got a nice voice
and nuts the size of a hotel foyer


 
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« Reply #14 on: Thursday, May 18, 2006, 16:03:08 »

howabout...he's small, he's white...our team is still fucking shite? dennis wise, dennis wise...
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