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« on: Thursday, May 4, 2006, 12:46:07 »

Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese.

In my family there are 5 people so it must be one of them. It's either my Mum or my Dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho Chau Cho. I think it's Colin.







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« Reply #1 on: Thursday, May 4, 2006, 12:49:42 »

Well done Tommy Cooper, about 30 years too late though.
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« Reply #2 on: Thursday, May 4, 2006, 13:12:07 »

party pooper.
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« Reply #3 on: Thursday, May 4, 2006, 13:16:50 »

Sorry, I don't usually do the "heard it before" post, but that one is pretty fucking old!!
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« Reply #4 on: Thursday, May 4, 2006, 13:19:52 »

I call them changers myself
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« Reply #5 on: Thursday, May 4, 2006, 13:59:55 »

Chinese people are ace, you only have to look at the list of inventions...... the chinese burn - the most painful way of hurting your mate without using a knife, since the nipple cripple...... chinky chips - the thick cut kind that you love to dip in curry sauce..... chinese proverbs - the best proverbs around Cool
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« Reply #6 on: Thursday, May 4, 2006, 14:31:47 »

What about the rather dodgy chink-we-cento though?  They're shit cars!!  A chink in the armour, always a let down.
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« Reply #7 on: Thursday, May 4, 2006, 17:06:44 »

The Chinese take away on the top of Eastcott Hill is pretty good ...chips are fair enough but the Chinese fodder is ace.  The Chinese people running it are all aboout 21.

  Having exhausted the choices in the local kebabery, I'm working through the more exhaustive menu there.

 Might give the squid and green pepper a miss mind, after a near death experience with the calamari on Naxos.
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« Reply #8 on: Thursday, May 4, 2006, 17:10:44 »

the chips at the top of eastcott hill are the worst in swindon. Facto
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« Reply #9 on: Thursday, May 4, 2006, 17:16:46 »

Quote from: "Onion_Jimbo"
the chips at the top of eastcott hill are the worst in swindon. Facto


 When was the last time you went there it changed hands last autumn.
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« Reply #10 on: Thursday, May 4, 2006, 17:18:59 »

ah right. Ive not been there in ages. last time i went it was so bad i cried a tear of vinegar
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« Reply #11 on: Thursday, May 4, 2006, 17:35:03 »

There's a chinese chippy near the uni and the portions are massive  Tongue

About 1/3 of people from my course are from china/hong kong, which is a great fact to know, but I'm not sure why?
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« Reply #12 on: Thursday, May 4, 2006, 17:48:53 »

my local chippy kin freshbrook is the biz! also has anyone ever tried the chippy at the end of drove road next to the magic roundabout on matchdays? good stuff
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« Reply #13 on: Thursday, May 4, 2006, 17:51:56 »

The chinese on crwys road is pretty good don't you think.
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« Reply #14 on: Thursday, May 4, 2006, 18:23:39 »

the worst chips ive ever had were from a chinese takeaway opposite the phoenix cinema in oxford, disgusting
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