The Great Sandwich Debate

[RobertT]

I sometimes make sandwiches.

Normally if I'm making a sandwich I just use one slice of bread and fold it in half which is one sandwich but if I make two of those that's two sandwiches.

I was thinking of that situation, but it's

a) pikey
b) if not pikey it should clearly be called a Bread Wrap and not sandwich.

[Ben Wah Balls]

It's not pikey, it's just lazy. Why bother wasting time if I just want a couple of quick sandwiches.

[RobertT]

It's not pikey, it's just lazy. Why bother wasting time if I just want a couple of quick sandwiches.

it is pikey, it's the natural state of a chip butty.  Folder over sarnies are the same food type at pot Noodles.  Both tacky as fuck, but both strangely more ish.

[Ben Wah Balls]

Not a fan of pot noodles. I couldn't be a pikey.

[Simon Pieman]

I just had 2 sandwiches and cut them in half to make make 4 halfs.

[timmyg]

Now, I'm not one to dredge up old debates. But I think with the votes tied there is a need for a decision either way.

I leave the conclusive proof to Mr Darren Bent:

England's injury misfortune has continued with Darren Bent the latest striker to join the sick-list, after falling foul of a sandwich.

Both of The Three Lions' main front men Wayne Rooney and Michael Owen were injured before the World Cup, and Owen has since been ruled out for the season following a serious knee injury sustained at the tournament.

Twenty two-year-old Charlton Athletic marksman Bent had been tipped to take over in the Newcastle United man's absence, but now seems to have put his place in jeopardy following a freak accident to his hand.

"I had a kitchen accident. I just cut it when I was making a sandwich," Bent told the Mirror.

"I don't even know what kind of sandwich it was. I didn't get to try it."

Last season's 22-goal man now looks set to miss the start of the Premiership season and England's opening game under Steve McClaren against Greece on August 16.

The depth of the wound has been a cause for concern and The Addicks have taken the precaution of strapping his arm to allow the wound to heal properly, which could take up to six weeks.

It is a huge blow for the former Ipswich Town man and the Valley outfit as he could now miss the season openers against West Ham United, Manchester United and Bolton Wanderers.

There you go. Conclusive.

He was making ONE SANDWICH and cut his finger.

[Foggy]

"Making A sandwich" no mention of numbers, or if he cut said sandwich into two separate ones .

[timmyg]

Ah, but he was cutting it.

He hadn't finished making 'it' (singular) and was cutting it.

[Ben Wah Balls]

He might have been cutting some cucumber to put in his sandwiches, all part of the process.