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« on: Thursday, January 27, 2005, 13:58:37 » |
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 http://uk.download.yahoo.com/ne/fu/oa/idealjob.xls Interestingly enough, STFC Bird's ideal job is a port star! |
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iven a level playing field (i.e. enough water so a shark could manouevre, but not so deep that a bear would flounder) who would win in a fight between a bear and a shark?
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Boeta
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« Reply #1 on: Thursday, January 27, 2005, 14:01:25 » |
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Dave M Russell = Clown
Hahaha.
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #2 on: Thursday, January 27, 2005, 14:14:42 » |
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if i enter my real name i will be a trained assassin :shock:
otherwise i'm a stand up comedian :ha :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick
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kizz
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« Reply #3 on: Thursday, January 27, 2005, 14:21:12 » |
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Kizz = Rabbit Slayer :twisted:
My real name = Reality TV show star
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iven a level playing field (i.e. enough water so a shark could manouevre, but not so deep that a bear would flounder) who would win in a fight between a bear and a shark?
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STFCBird
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« Reply #4 on: Thursday, January 27, 2005, 14:30:18 » |
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What is a port star, some sort of cruise entertainment? |
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STFCBird
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« Reply #5 on: Thursday, January 27, 2005, 14:31:37 » |
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Piemonte is a quiz show contestant :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick Using my real name I am an alien investigator  |
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Boeta
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« Reply #6 on: Thursday, January 27, 2005, 14:32:19 » |
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Boeta - Internet Hacker
Real Name: Dodgem Driver
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« Reply #7 on: Thursday, January 27, 2005, 14:54:25 » |
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with my real name apparently i'm a lapdancer, with oxford fan i'm a sewage worker!
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kizz
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« Reply #8 on: Thursday, January 27, 2005, 15:58:47 » |
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What is a port star, some sort of cruise entertainment? Port star... could be classed as entertainment I suppose - you do keep lots of sailors very happy!  |
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iven a level playing field (i.e. enough water so a shark could manouevre, but not so deep that a bear would flounder) who would win in a fight between a bear and a shark?
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STFC_Chris
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« Reply #9 on: Thursday, January 27, 2005, 16:15:46 » |
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STFC_Chris = "anything except what you are doing now" My name = Dog walker  |
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kizz
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« Reply #10 on: Thursday, January 27, 2005, 16:40:40 » |
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Town players have some interesting careers ahead of them:
Rhys Evans - office numpty
Sean O'Hanlon - lumberjack
Grant Smith - the job you have now
Matthew Hewlett - head teacher
Steve Jenkins - big game hunter
Sammy Igoe - sewage worker
Rory Fallon - computer nerd
Sam Parkin - trained assassin
Stefani Miglioranzi - sewage worker
David Duke - chef
Jerel Ifil - paeleantologist
Christian Roberts - professional shopper
Andy Nicholas - fluffy bunny trainer
Brian Howard - funeral director
Alan Reeves - dodgem driver
Matthew Haywood - prime minister
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iven a level playing field (i.e. enough water so a shark could manouevre, but not so deep that a bear would flounder) who would win in a fight between a bear and a shark?
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« Reply #11 on: Thursday, January 27, 2005, 16:46:37 » |
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haha im rhys evans in disgusie with my real name. with Johno: the local in the pub whenever!  |
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STFCDude
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« Reply #12 on: Thursday, January 27, 2005, 18:20:19 » |
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My real name = Professional Football Player!!
Sign me up!!!!
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Sussex
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« Reply #13 on: Thursday, January 27, 2005, 19:02:08 » |
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Sussex Red - God |
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Whits
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« Reply #14 on: Thursday, January 27, 2005, 19:34:09 » |
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Mad Scientist :-))( :-))( |
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Plays in midfield and his name is Tommy Miller,
signed him from Huddersfield his name is Tommy Miller,
first touch is average but his second is a killer,
heeeeeey Tommy Miller!
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