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Reeves for King

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« Reply #60 on: Monday, March 27, 2006, 21:33:05 »

I don't go out in Swindon cos I'm too cool.
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« Reply #61 on: Monday, March 27, 2006, 21:34:47 »

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I was in there too, Pie. I didn't ask you for a fag though..


 :shock:  now that would have been funny

its not too bad in there on a saturday is it?
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« Reply #62 on: Monday, March 27, 2006, 21:38:22 »

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I don't go out in Swindon cos I'm too cool.


i don't go out in swindon cos i don't live there.

and oxford's a bit nicer.
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« Reply #63 on: Monday, March 27, 2006, 21:40:40 »

I also don't go out in Swindon cos a taxi costs £20 to get home and i have no money Sad
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« Reply #64 on: Monday, March 27, 2006, 21:42:25 »

why not be 'ard and do a runner like daffyd?
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« Reply #65 on: Monday, March 27, 2006, 22:11:02 »

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Quote from: "Dave Blackcurrant"
I was in there too, Pie. I didn't ask you for a fag though..


 :shock:  now that would have been funny

its not too bad in there on a saturday is it?


It's ace on a Saturday.  I especially loved it when me and Rappers Delight were the only people frequenting the dancefloor when we requested a drop of aceness that wasn't recognised by anyone.
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« Reply #66 on: Monday, March 27, 2006, 22:35:32 »

If they are calorie-impaired, you just need two paper bags and some good pick up lines like:

"You don't sweat much for fat girl," or "fart and give us a clue," or "bet you don't need a mattress to sleep on, luv."

Just say "what's wrong with a girl taking in a bit of laundary" when she waddles accross the dance floor.

You need the second bag just in case the first bag falls off
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« Reply #67 on: Tuesday, March 28, 2006, 09:26:26 »

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why not be 'ard and do a runner like daffyd?


'cos he's a big girl about such things.

never gets a round in either.
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« Reply #68 on: Wednesday, March 29, 2006, 09:18:40 »

You do realise that Swindon men aren't exactly a bunch of oil paintings either...?   Soapy Tit Wank
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« Reply #69 on: Wednesday, March 29, 2006, 10:07:28 »

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I should be going out in Swindon next Friday for the first time in ages. Going to the brunel rooms to see Pendulum and Andy C and Cardiff's own 23DJ probably.

Last time I went I went in Yates I think it was and it's true the women were 95% pigs.



The Pendulum are playing ?!  Jesus, I'm half tempted to move back to Swindon!
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« Reply #70 on: Wednesday, March 29, 2006, 14:03:56 »

Quote from: "Forza_Swindon"
You do realise that Swindon men aren't exactly a bunch of oil paintings either...?   Soapy Tit Wank




good shout!!!!
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« Reply #71 on: Wednesday, March 29, 2006, 14:15:48 »

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You do realise that Swindon men aren't exactly a bunch of oil paintings either...?   Soapy Tit Wank


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« Reply #72 on: Friday, March 31, 2006, 14:45:55 »

Why the face??  Its true enough....
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« Reply #73 on: Friday, March 31, 2006, 14:47:12 »

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Why the face??  Its true enough....


 Yes  Yes  Yes
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« Reply #74 on: Friday, March 31, 2006, 14:50:25 »

I think the real problem is Swindon doesn't have a real university so you get all the fit young 18-23 year old women migrating to the rest of the uk whilst no-one is migrating in.

I guess it would be the same for either sex.

The solution is to build a university. If you build it they will come.
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