Devlin's diary - Mon 20th March.

sorry about grammar/spelling errors. Just like to point out that with all the current anti-board stuff, I think that devlin is doing a superb job.

Dear diary,
I think I'm addicted to willie's coffee, I managed two days without drinking it, but I caved this afternoon. I'm still waiting for the sample to get back from the lab, not hopefull though, I think this is worse than the coke addiction I had back in the eighties. If the horse milk comes back as an unregistered drug then maybe we could start to serve it as an additive to the county ground food. I've already started research into making cheese out of the milk. Hopefully the cheese burgers can create a massive strain of new revenue. Definitely any part-time fans who have one will want to come back.

On Thursday I tried to continue the unofficial council meetings. I took them to the steam in old town. Unfortunately the councillors saw the range of ales going on, we were in that small bit with the ale bar. They decided to go for the lot. There was only about twelve pints (including the standard lagers, bitters and ciders), but yet again I remained the only one left. I actually joined in this time. I think that taking a flask of the coffee helped me to stay sober-ish.

I noticed that Ed Hadwin was hiding under my desk yesterday. I guess he's looking for a story. Fair shout to him, I do try and give him the accidental kick every so often whilst still pretending he's not there. Useful to have people like that if you want to 'accidentally' leek a news story. He is starting to smell a bit though. I'll kick him out if nothing interesting happens in the next few days. Jon Ritson was more imaginative, he tried dressing up as sandy gray. Might have worked if he looked more like a man.