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« on: Sunday, March 12, 2006, 17:19:13 » |
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Theres a little birdie trapped down the bottom of the chimney behind the fireplace in our living room  I can hear it trying to escape and I think its crying. It keeps banging into things. My dad said we'll just have to leave it there because we can't save it. Poor little thing. Would the Rspcv or whatever they're called be able to save it dya think ? |
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« Reply #1 on: Sunday, March 12, 2006, 17:33:58 » |
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light the fire put it out of its misery
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« Reply #2 on: Sunday, March 12, 2006, 17:36:32 » |
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 Sade get over it it happens all the time. Saves it getting polluted by the toxic air in Westbury atleast. And RSPCV? Royal society for the protection of....vultures?! wot kind of bird do you have down there :shock: |
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« Reply #3 on: Sunday, March 12, 2006, 17:38:33 » |
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Sade get over it it happens all the time. Saves it getting polluted by the toxic air in Westbury atleast. And RSPCV? Royal society for the protection of....vultures?! wot kind of bird do you have down there :shock: It was a cross between RSVP and RSPCA I think. |
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« Reply #4 on: Sunday, March 12, 2006, 17:40:08 » |
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Maybe a bit of RIP?
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« Reply #5 on: Sunday, March 12, 2006, 18:01:05 » |
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 Rspca, yeah ahem thats the one. Its still not dead yet, its been there since last night. Arriba I can't let it burn to death  poor thing. My mum and dad arent in, I'm going to remove the fire place, bash a hole in the wall and pull the birdy out and then if its not breathing I'll give it mouth to mouth like they do on animal hospital. |
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #6 on: Sunday, March 12, 2006, 18:18:21 » |
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It's the RSPB that protect the birds...
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« Reply #7 on: Sunday, March 12, 2006, 20:09:26 » |
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light the fire put it out of its misery |
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #8 on: Sunday, March 12, 2006, 20:21:01 » |
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The bird, the bird, the bird is on fire
We don't need no water...
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« Reply #9 on: Sunday, March 12, 2006, 20:22:33 » |
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I am not on fire thanks
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #10 on: Sunday, March 12, 2006, 20:24:04 » |
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If you were, the same would apply after your inexplicable attack on men last night.
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Reg Smeeton
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« Reply #11 on: Sunday, March 12, 2006, 20:28:59 » |
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Probably a squirrel.....vermin Fawlty.
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« Reply #12 on: Sunday, March 12, 2006, 20:43:22 » |
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if it can't escape it's probably injured to the point where it's kindest to put it down anyway. start a fire. quicker for it to suffocate than to slowly die with a broken wing or sommin.
Also you may some tasty smoked meal at the end of it.
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« Reply #13 on: Sunday, March 12, 2006, 20:53:20 » |
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If we put the fire on it would die a slow painful death. I think hes trying to commit suicide. Sounds like he keeps whamming his head against the wall, do you think birds are intelligent enough to do that? Saying that, what if its next door neighbours cat :shock: |
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« Reply #14 on: Sunday, March 12, 2006, 20:54:13 » |
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If you were, the same would apply after your inexplicable attack on men last night. not my fault men are cunts |
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