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Whits
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« on: Friday, March 3, 2006, 10:19:00 »
We've all heard about people having "Guts" or "Balls"  But do you really
know the difference between them?   In an effort to keep you informed, the
definition for each is listed below
 
GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being
assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask:  "Are
you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"
 
BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling
of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on
the ass and having the balls to say: "You're next"
 
I hope this clears up any confusion on the subject!
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« Reply #1 on: Friday, March 3, 2006, 10:22:29 »
i've got BALLS  Soapy Tit Wank
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« Reply #2 on: Friday, March 3, 2006, 11:07:39 »
Quote from: "Whits"
We've all heard about people having "Guts" or "Balls"  But do you really
know the difference between them?   In an effort to keep you informed, the
definition for each is listed below
 
GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being
assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask:  "Are
you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"
 
BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling
of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on
the ass and having the balls to say: "You're next"
 
I hope this clears up any confusion on the subject!


I'm sure when that went round on e-mail last year, the punch line was "You're next fatty"... obviously the PC brigade at work again...
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« Reply #3 on: Friday, March 3, 2006, 13:01:32 »
i haven't got a wife  :king:
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« Reply #4 on: Friday, March 3, 2006, 19:34:58 »
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i haven't got a wife  :king:



"life partner" then. you fucking gays and your stupid uber-PC-ness, when will you learn!
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« Reply #5 on: Friday, March 3, 2006, 21:08:36 »
Quote from: "Whits"
We've all heard about people having "Guts" or "Balls"  But do you really
know the difference between them?   In an effort to keep you informed, the
definition for each is listed below
 
GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being
assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask:  "Are
you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"
 
BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling
of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on
the ass and having the balls to say: "You're next"
 
I hope this clears up any confusion on the subject!


   Cool
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