I can't for one minute believe any professional player would go out on the lash the night before a game.
Why cant you believe it Mark?
Have you got piles DV?
There has to be some underlying reason for you being such a miserable git.
Lighten up - you'll have a heart attack if you aren't careful or get a hernia with the effort of carrying all of Swindon's woeas on your back.
No piles, I just support a shit football team with players who really dont seem to give a toss