Dazzza old chap

[DMR]

Browsing the archives had reminded me you were intending on an intensive driving week in Feb, did it materialise?

[Dazzza]

Sort of.

I was supposed to hook up with various mates some of which didn't happen but still not been to bad.  I couldn’t stand up at the end of last week which is an achievement that I haven't had for a good few years.

Tequila…….

[DMR]

I don't think I've ever been unable to stand. Not sure why.

Vandalism/theft seems to be my drunken thing. Childish I know but there's something enjoyable primal about yanking the big M sign down off the entrance to Morrisons.

[Dazzza]

I've stopped stumbling home and now get a taxi to where ever I'm off to.

 I've never been a big vandal after seeing a couple of mates over the years nabbed and made an example of for pretty innocent drunken shenanigans.

Traffic cones and signs go without saying.  Even a full keg of beer once but we couldn’t get it open.

[DMR]

2 weekends ago we ruined some shop front with kebabs/trolleys etc and the next morning on the obligatory trek to Waitrose for fry-up igredients, police were asking questions on behalf on the propetior. We went hungry that morning.

[Dazzza]

Fuck man.    You should put all that energy you have into finding/making a party.

When a club kicks out you should have a party sorted hours ago.

[DMR]

Yeah to an extent, but our usual town is Marlborough and that means we're drinking in the club until 3, kicked out at 3.30 and thus taxied back home by about 4.15. By which point we're all shattered, we're only young Daz    

Tomorrow should be a good 'un, we're officially on the pull which makes it a laugh. Last time we were out OTP 2 lads of ours sparked a wide scale brawl attempting to pull the DJ's missus who was 25, a model and downright fucking lovely.  

[Dazzza]

Right I'm off for a gamble.  David have a cracking weekend chief and if ou see a young lady with long black hair ask her if she'd like a tequila, then force it on her.

[DMR]

The tequila or merely force 'it' upon her?  

Have a good one yourself sir  

[santini]

Even a full keg of beer once but we couldn’t get it open.

We used a metal tipped cricket stump. One of us pressed down hard on the centre valve and the beer sprayed out all around. Had to be prepared for a soaking but soon got a good technique for aiming most into their mouths.