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Dazzza

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« on: Sunday, February 19, 2006, 19:33:04 »

http://www.totalgirl.com/Images/badmakeup_christinafaketan_framed.jpg

It's fooking winter I haven't sen the sun since I were a lad yet it seems every woman I come across is the colour of a rusty gate an I'm not talking about their Harris holes either.

It looks fake and is fake yet for some strange reason I still find an orange woman more appealing than a milky white one.  

Foreigners eh?

Tsk  :roll:

Cost of a pint of crisps nowadays eh?
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my-velocity

« Reply #1 on: Sunday, February 19, 2006, 20:43:19 »

It don't look that orange and plus she lives in america  :-))(
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« Reply #2 on: Sunday, February 19, 2006, 20:51:16 »

Not Orange are you stealing my urine sack?

If she got any more orange she'd be doing ads for fizzy drinks.
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Spud

« Reply #3 on: Sunday, February 19, 2006, 21:05:49 »

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Not Orange are you stealing my urine sack?

If she got any more orange she'd be doing ads for fizzy drinks.


Tango or Irn Bru though?.
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« Reply #4 on: Sunday, February 19, 2006, 22:59:03 »

wes brown is orange. i would like to remind everyone, im not racist!
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« Reply #5 on: Monday, February 20, 2006, 10:46:19 »

I think it looks a bit dodgy, but some women just naturally go that colour in the sun. I think girls with dark hair can pull it off a bit like old christina, but when you see blondes with bright orange skin you can't help but think they look a tad silly :|

I looked bright orange in some of my holiday pictures from last year Cheesy
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McLovin

« Reply #6 on: Monday, February 20, 2006, 10:51:06 »

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I think girls with dark hair can pull it off a bit like old christina


Is that so...?
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« Reply #7 on: Monday, February 20, 2006, 10:54:21 »

SOME can I think yeah  Cheesy  

I get the feeling you disagree db.
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« Reply #8 on: Monday, February 20, 2006, 10:57:12 »

you're so innocent Sade Cheesy
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McLovin

« Reply #9 on: Monday, February 20, 2006, 10:57:43 »

Nevermind...
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fatbury

« Reply #10 on: Monday, February 20, 2006, 10:57:52 »

as long as they are gorgeous who cares if they look a bit orange!
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« Reply #11 on: Monday, February 20, 2006, 10:59:10 »

Oops  :-))(  Boom Boom well done dave, I take it that was a joke.



















(give me a break I have only just woken up,not at my quickest you see Cheesy )
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« Reply #12 on: Monday, February 20, 2006, 11:01:35 »

Yes, i was referring to the quality of handjobs given by brunettes. You'll need to be sharper at 11 if you ever get a job...  

Unless you become a lady who works at night.
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« Reply #13 on: Monday, February 20, 2006, 11:02:40 »

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Yes, i was referring to the quality of handjobs given by brunettes. You'll need to be sharper at 11 if you ever get a job...  

Unless you become a lady who works at night.


       
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« Reply #14 on: Monday, February 20, 2006, 11:04:14 »

 I get it now. Woo woo. Tacky.
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