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« on: Saturday, February 18, 2006, 00:47:09 »

The kids TV show Bertha? From memory there was a factory machine called Bertha and loads of jolly characters. I think there was an asian gentleman that used to zoom around on a forklift truck muttering 'put put' or something.

The song was ace!!

Bertha, lovely Bertha, you are a lovely machine

Any anyone who works with you will know just what I mean.

Bertha, lovely Bertha, sometimes I thing you're a dream,

When we work out what you have to do,

You can always turn the goods out, always turn the goods out,

We can depend upon you.


Clicking in the day and flashing in the night,

Your computer is shining brightly,

Some people say you've a mind of your own,

And I think that's very likely, likely.


Bertha, lovely Bertha, sometimes I thing you're a dream,

When we work out what you have to do,

You can always turn the goods out, always turn the goods out,

We can depend upon you.

Ha ha! Just found a website, I was right about the asian guy, called Panjid!!

http://www.thechestnut.com/bertha/bertha.htm
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« Reply #1 on: Saturday, February 18, 2006, 01:23:24 »

I used to like the Mel & Flo always on the go...


http://www.thechestnut.com/bertha/panjid.jpg

Panjid was ace
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« Reply #2 on: Saturday, February 18, 2006, 01:39:51 »

Arson Sam

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=2627619247756759297&q=Arson+Sam
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« Reply #3 on: Saturday, February 18, 2006, 09:34:19 »

arson sam, that ws funny.  

thomas the tank engine is quality....still quality.  Cool
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« Reply #4 on: Saturday, February 18, 2006, 09:51:21 »

Anyone remember 'lets pretend'? Was product of some fucked up tv producers imagination no doubt and had these weird puppets that made a silly noise like eeek or summat. It was pretty shit in retrospect but as a 4 year old i was a fan.
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« Reply #5 on: Saturday, February 18, 2006, 10:44:46 »

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Anyone remember 'lets pretend'? Was product of some fucked up tv producers imagination no doubt and had these weird puppets that made a silly noise like eeek or summat. It was pretty shit in retrospect but as a 4 year old i was a fan.


Was that with Gary Wilmot and those 2 puppets Cosmo and Dibbs?
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« Reply #6 on: Saturday, February 18, 2006, 10:55:30 »

No that was called you and me.
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« Reply #7 on: Saturday, February 18, 2006, 10:57:01 »

you and me
me and you
lots of fun
doobie doo

 Soapy Tit Wank something like that...
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« Reply #8 on: Saturday, February 18, 2006, 11:02:43 »

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you and me
me and you
lots of fun
doobie doo

 Soapy Tit Wank something like that...


Thats the one.
They owned a market stall, fucking pikeys.
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« Reply #9 on: Saturday, February 18, 2006, 11:18:03 »

That show was ace, makes me feel really old though.
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« Reply #10 on: Saturday, February 18, 2006, 11:26:03 »

Kids TV is not the same now. Dick and Wankstain in the bungalow acting like a couple of dickheads! No wonder kids are such jumped up shites these days!!
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« Reply #11 on: Saturday, February 18, 2006, 11:27:55 »

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Kids TV is not the same now. Dick and Wankstain in the bungalow acting like a couple of dickheads! No wonder kids are such jumped up shites these days!!


It's because they've allowed benders to present kid's TV shows.....pollutes the minds of young'uns I say!   :old:
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« Reply #12 on: Saturday, February 18, 2006, 11:29:51 »

Dick and Dom is Tiswas esqe Shocked

Its not as good though obviously.
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« Reply #13 on: Saturday, February 18, 2006, 11:30:19 »

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Quote from: "Edinburgh_STFC"
Kids TV is not the same now. Dick and Wankstain in the bungalow acting like a couple of dickheads! No wonder kids are such jumped up shites these days!!


It's because they've allowed benders to present kid's TV shows.....polutes the minds of young'uns I say!   :old:


I grew up with a bender in a broom cupboard!! And he was black!
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« Reply #14 on: Saturday, February 18, 2006, 11:49:54 »

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Kids TV is not the same now. Dick and Wankstain in the bungalow acting like a couple of dickheads! No wonder kids are such jumped up shites these days!!


Nice to see that their show is getting axed.  Beers
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