I have the best sneeze

[Samdy Gray]

A guy I used to work with use to try and hold in his sneezes and they sounded camp and girly and it really pissed me off.
One day, he sneezed, tried to hold it in and put a disc out in his back, the silly cunt.
I had to carry him down two flights of stairs to his car.

My sister used to try and hold her sneezes in, until one day my dad told her she's get a brain haemorraghe and die if she kept doing it. She doesn't any more.

[BANGKOK RED]

your sneezes appal me.

The only one to challenge my sneeze is Mex, and as it stands now he is the sneeze champion of the TEF and possibly the world. I am honoured to be his understudy (Provided that shelter is provided)

The rest of you pale into insignificance.

[Simon Pieman]

I love it when you sneeze so hard you break wind. The bonus is the sneeze serves as the perfect distraction to blame the offence of the appalling smell on Luci.

[Crispy]

I fucking hate sneezing, but snot and what not, better out than in.

[thedarkprince]

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[One F In Fitton]

    Mum shat a brick.

Mine make a bit of a din. Just a couple of weeks or so ago I let out a good un, then heard a female voice outside; "Bless you!" & then laughter. I went to the window & said thanks, & we chuckled briefly. If I was better-looking & more her age this might've ended with a shag......but I'm not so it didn't 

[nevillew]

Your heart stops beating when you sneeze.