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« Reply #15 on: Thursday, February 4, 2010, 13:26:02 »
Bloke: Can i smell your minge?

Woman: No

Bloke: Must be your feet then

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Bloke: Have you got a photo?

Woman: Why?

Bloke: My burglar alarms broken i need something to scare burglars off with

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Or you could go up to a girl and say my face leaves in 5 minutes be on it
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