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Mexicano Rojo

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« on: Tuesday, May 31, 2005, 09:18:01 »

at the cinema, went to watch its all gone pete tong, sat down minding my own business after a couple of minutes someone threw some popcorn at me, so i thought fair enough probably just a one off, a minute later another piece landed in my fuckin drink.

i turned round and there were 3 chav fuckers sat there looking gormless. conversation went as follows word for word:

-did you just throw that?
-what
-dont play dumb you ugly cunt, did you just throw that
-no
-so it fell out the fuckin sky did it, do i look like a cunt
-wasnt me
-who the fuck was it then
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-right then as you 3 are so fuckin brave all 3 of you outside now
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-not so fuckin hard now are we, now shut the fuck up or fuck off.

i felt like jackie chan Cheesy
thank fuck they didnt go outside they would have kicked the shit out of me, at the end of the film i legged it Smiley
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Reg Smeeton
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« Reply #1 on: Tuesday, May 31, 2005, 09:21:06 »

I thought it was because of your post taking the piss out of us Somerset fans....
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« Reply #2 on: Tuesday, May 31, 2005, 09:25:33 »

Quote from: "Reg Smeeton"
I thought it was because of your post taking the piss out of us Somerset fans....


297 and you fucked it up do dah do dah
297 and you fucked it up do dah do dah day Cheesy
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« Reply #3 on: Tuesday, May 31, 2005, 09:56:10 »

I like that a lot MR.  I'm gonna use that when I get round to writing my book.  You'll be able to say, that bit was based on me.  In the book though you'll nut one of them, Begbie style!!  Then casually take your seat and enjoy the film.
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« Reply #4 on: Tuesday, May 31, 2005, 11:15:26 »

i wish you had got beaten up mex   Wink  no hard feelings huh?
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