The Sad Crocodile.

[flammableBen]

Did he bite himself?

No, he fucked up his teeth by eating too many sweets from the insides of greedy children. Was it that hard to follow?

[sonic youth]

early for you innit ben?

[flammableBen]

I quite often get up early in this new modern world. Think it's something to do with the coming apocalypse.

[sonic youth]

get a job. you can have mine if you like.

[BANGKOK RED]

No, he fucked up his teeth by eating too many sweets from the insides of greedy children. Was it that hard to follow?

I bet he struggles with toffees though, his pointy teeth just wont be the right tools for the job.

[Lumps]

I bet he struggles with toffees though, his pointy teeth just wont be the right tools for the job.

Worse than that crocodiles jawa aren't built to chew, but only to bite. They have to do that rolling thing in the water to break off a handy sized gobbet of meat and swallow it whole.

[Jamiesfuturewife]

WOW I like this thread

Its reminds me of when I was in a Peter Pan Panto and we had to sing never smile at a crocodile!

[Reg Smeeton]

I quite often get up early in this new modern world. Think it's something to do with the coming apocalypse.

 I read a perfectly serious article recently that calculated we have a little over 8 years to radically alter lifestyles and economic systems, before the present climate change goes into irreversible disaster mode.

 Feel a bit sorry for you younger lot....I'll have had a decent innings. 

[Batch]

I wonder what creature will survive whatever kills us all, evolve, and replace man at the top of the food chain?

Will they be wondering what killed us all off, much like we do about the dinosaurs.

Will they be using our fossils for fuel.

Will they have a Tony Robinson type presenting their time team and digging up out old cities and towns.

Or maybe the earth will just go pop.