I just passed my driving theory test

[strooood]

"erm im sorry mr red but i really dont think you'relearning very quickly, i envisage atleast another 15lessons for you before you are test worthy"

"hmmmm,dont think i can stretch to that, how does 10 grams grab ya?"

"hard enough mr red, congratulations"

[Sussex]

I think I had it pretty easy tbh. I'm a bit too old to have done the theory test and my instructor was more than happy to be 'paid' in a currency consisting of white powder.

how did conversation reach that point!?

It was around '91/92, so pills and powders white were all the rage. He was already a 'customer' and after a chat in a club one night he mentioned he was a driving instructor. In real money it probably cost about £30 for the 12 lessons.

And no Decks, I still had to do the actual test with a proper test instructor. Think it was about £45, daylight robbery if you ask me!

I would like to point out though that I am now a fine upstanding pillar of the community and deplore the aiding of terrorism and money laundering through illegal activities. Usually  

[oxford_fan]

can i get some beans mate?

[Sussex]

can i get some beans mate?

Haha. I'm retired from all that now mate. A good innings though, only one night in the cells in 6 years. They do a nice full English breakfast at Devizes though    

[Simon Pieman]

he lives in a nice area now he wouldn't dream of such things  

[Iffy's Onion Bhaji]

oh yeh si i 4got 2 ask how r u getting on with ur beans?

[Simon Pieman]

:shock:

[Sussex]

he lives in a nice area now he wouldn't dream of such things  

I've swapped Chippenham for Burgess Hill, more of a side-step I think! Could have been worse though, Walrus is just up the road in Crawley  

[FlashGordon]

Passed theory + Hazard perception first time + Practical with 7 minors  

At this point i thought yes i am the dogs bollox at this malarky....Month later went into the back of someone in my mums new 206 - new bonet required! OOPS....Dont worry i thought first crash everyone has them....2months later twat a kerb the 206 needs a new skirt and door....bit worried at this point dosh is needed start taking it slower as you do...on way back from bournmouth in the pissin rain burst my tyre in a pot hole...not jst new tyre needed - new wheel as well!!

I no longer think im the dogs at driving you'll be pleased to know but still dont drive any different