The birds you apparently should...but really wouldn't touch with a bargepole.

[Saxondale]

I think Saxondale's loathing of Nigella Lawson has increased significantly 

Ha.  My mood today has perhaps exacerbated it.  Cant believe I couldnt remember expressing my loathing before.

[herthab]

Hahaha. This is the most deluded thread I've ever read! Number one; the chances of any poster on here standing the remotest chance of getting off with any woman named on this thread are nil. Secondly,  if the impossible happened and they were up for it, do you honestly believe you'd knock them back?
I'd fuck them all and thank them afterwards.

[Posh Red]

Hahaha. This is the most deluded thread I've ever read! Number one; the chances of any poster on here standing the remotest chance of getting of with any woman named on this thread are nil. Secondly,  if the impossible happened and they were up for it, do you honestly believe you'd knock them back?
I'd fuck them all and thank them afterwards.

Maybe not Katie Price, you would probably fall in

[Nemo]

Hahaha. This is the most deluded thread I've ever read! Number one; the chances of any poster on here standing the remotest chance of getting off with any woman named on this thread are nil. Secondly,  if the impossible happened and they were up for it, do you honestly believe you'd knock them back?
I'd fuck them all and thank them afterwards.

Welcome to the internet.

No.

Well that proved my point.

[since 75]

Sorry but I'm gonna have to stick up for Nigella,you can just tell that she's as dirty as a dogs arse. For me she is a definite 100% would. Have to agree about Tess Daley though, nice body, lovely smile, nice tits but when she opens her gob I just want to cut my wrists. Deffo deffo would not, I don't even like thinking about it.

[Arriba]

Two points. These threads didn't need merging.  And those who say they should butwouldn't are lying(although until certain cases agree they are overated)

[walcot red]

Sorry but I'm gonna have to stick up for Nigella,you can just tell that she's as dirty as a dogs arse. For me she is a definite 100% would. Have to agree about Tess Daley though, nice body, lovely smile, nice tits but when she opens her gob I just want to cut my wrists. Deffo deffo would not, I don't even like thinking about it.

It doesn't matter what they sound like, they all sound the same when they're sucking your cock.

[since 75]

It doesn't matter what they sound like, they all sound the same when they're sucking your cock.

Still wouldn't though.

[jayohaitchenn]

Im in a bad mood today and this is the resulting thread.

I don't know if this has been done before but in response to the wouldn't but would, here's a couple that I wouldn't touch with my worst enemies cock let alone my own, but apparently are 'worldlies' (hate that word) and I'm a freak for not wanting to ravage.

First Up

Nigella cocking Lawson



What is it that disgusts me about this daft bint?  

Smugness?  

Middle class, olive eating, 'just go to your local butcher and spend £20 on a steak from a cow you know the name' of self satisfaction?

'Meet my children Star and Jupiter' cringing horror?

Or is it that shes got a body like a sofa and a face that makes the sort of expressions that suggest not that shes made a lovely cake and is going to smear over her folds, rather 'Ive got knives in my draw, love me, love me, want me or I'll cut myself and stab you'.  

And her father is that corpulent tory fuck with the child naming imagination of a toadstool Nigel Lawson.

Secondly

Katy Perry



Not as much hatred as Nigel but really, yeah fine, you kissed a girl according to the vapid song but you didnt did you.  You were a child when you released that and your still a child.  And you're not even that fit.  Just a vacant valley girl next door airhead with puppet masters telling you to jump around.  

Apologies if this is misogynist.  Im bored.  I love women really.  Its not even about the women its about the insistence that we all want them.  Its the media presentation of peple as sexy.  Well I dont want them and really dont like them.

Probably lovely people in real life.

If this has been done before just delete it someone.

Absolute top rant.

[sonicyouth]

These threads didn't need merging. 

I felt obliged to prove Chang wrong.

[Nijholts Nuts]

Katy Perry..no idea what the fuss is all about.

Talentless to boot.

Yes!! I was going to put this but was worried I'd get booted off.

Here's my two penneth:
Samantha Cameron
Anything off TOWIE/Geordie Shore
Fearne Cotton.

[Honkytonk]

I felt obliged to prove Chang wrong.

Now THAT I can get behind.

[donkey]

Now THAT I can get behind.

Shouldn't that post be in the bumming a TEF chap thread?

[LucienSanchez]

Judging by The People today, Nigella's husband doesn't much like her either...

[Honkytonk]

Shouldn't that post be in the bumming a TEF chap thread?

I'm so enthused with the idea it's spilling over into other threads.

Yes, 'spilling over' probably isn't the best turn of phrase to use.