After toilet times

[Barry Scott]

Talking of toilet habits, some blokes use the most ridiculous amounts of toilet roll. How often have you go into a bog, at work or somewhere, only to see the toilet full to near overflow with watered down mulligatawny and tissue. That's definitely a bloke thing. My ex-flatmate could go through a couple of rolls in a week.

[flammableBen]

Having given up on the tef and then not having any internet for 3 weeks has led me to find other forms of entertainment. I've discovered that having a mirror handy so you can watch the expression on your face whilst taking a shit is super fun. I've been chugging curry and laxatives pretty solidly, desperate for my next fix.