Well I heard a lovely rumour that Bette Midler had a tumour, so gleefully I went to tell my friends. But they said it was a lie and she wasn't going to die, but by the way have we got news for you. Then they told me that the man that I had always known as Dad hadn't met my mum when I was born. And they recon that I am, but I hope to God I'm not the Bastard Son Of Dean Friedman !
Or the joys of vinyl. Look chaps this is what a record looked like !
NMH
is that true? sorry to hear that
did you ever find your real dad