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You get a lightsaber either way so it's a tough call for me.

Jedi, obviously.

But it's fun being evil

I'm a jedi,its official

I've heard of em but I've never watched em

Is this something to do with star wars?!

Dont tell me you've never seen Star Wars.

(yes I'm fully aware that your next post will say exactly that)

Never interested me.

a life without star wars is like a life without curry-sex-beer-football.

+1

That is a sad life then.

Plenty of that but no Star Wars

you're on an internet forum on saturday night commenting on it, surely there's no high ground to be taken sippo?

Then in the nicest way possible - you're a fucking idiot.

Go watch them, now.

Real question though - when people watch them do you go I, II, III, IV, V, VI or IV, V, VI, I, II, II

only waiting for my tea...

Jedi

Watched them all recently with my boy very hard explaining that IV came out before I.
We went to see I in 3D last week, it is still shit even in 3D

The best way is just don't bother with I,II or III

I debate that but I actually like III - they just didnt need I and II to explain why he became Darth Vader in III.

get streaming the original three then! dur

 :nod:

No beer first?

Oh yeah, I've got my beer in front of me.

http://static.nomachetejuggling.com/machete_order.html

How a grown man can be ignorant of star wars is beyond me.

I despair at the world.

Sorry

We're in total agreement here.

If Sippo and stfcinbmth having already got the torrents going then there is something seriously wrong with them.

*haven't

torrents?

Is the first one (the 70's one) now IV?

I love Star Wars, but always watch them in release order. Absolutely detest Episode I and II though.

Agree with Deev, Epi III's alright. Well worth a watch.

Yes, as it always has been*.

*well not strictly true...since 1981 though.

Always too scared to be a bad boy - Worry that I'd get caught.

I've just bought my lad the full box set. I've seen the early ones but can't really remember them that well.

So what order are you going to watch them in?

I've got a few questions for the Star Wars geeks:

1)  why is all the technology in I-III better than that in IV-VI ?  Apart from death stars.
2)  if all stormtroopers are clones of Jango Fett, and all appear to be identical in I-III, why are they different heights in IV-VI?
3)  why if your trying to hide children, Luke and Leia, does Obi-wan allow Luke to keep the Skywalker surname?

1. Because the galaxy has been ravaged by war
2. A bad batch
3. Because he is living as his aunt and uncle's adopted son.

In my mind 1, 2 & 3 don't really exist, they are merely a children's book to get kids indoctrinated into the ways of the force at an early age.

If Lucas had kept them simple with minimal CGI and had cast better (ie not that wooden prick Hayden whatshisname) they may have work.

The good things to come out of out 1, 2 & 3 are

1. Darth Maul - up their with Bobba Fett in terms of coolness
2. The soundtrack
3. Natalie Portman's nipples


Surely this poll should be which is best - Leia in the gold bikini or Portman's wet t-shirt.

Hayden Christiansen ruined III.

Not as much as Jar Jar fucking Binks.

True, but HC was playing THE character, the whole point of the trilogy and he fucked it completely.

On that subject I am taking my son to see it in 3D today.

Darth maul is fucking mint so for that reason I vote sith.

I recently went to see EP 1 at imax in 3d and assuming you can get over jar jar it was a great watch. pod racing was fucking immense.

It's still shit  :)

Although we did get some 3d glasses in the style of the pod racer goggles.

Agree

It is all bollocks. Just an excuse for a load of old pervy  twats to dress up

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sith FTW

That's the Rocky Horror Show isn't it?

Now that is a good film

We watched the IV one today "New Hope" and will watch The Empire Strikes Back next.

Yes it it, the the pod race and sound is awesome